An amusing exchange - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

An amusing exchange
submitted by Splooge to whatever 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 14:45:11 ago (+29/-1) (whatever)

So yesterday I was hanging out with one of my normie friends (who happens to know somewhat of my power level).

I made a dumb joke at some point and she was like "Ugh, splooge, you need to seek help."

Without really thinking about it, I responded with "Seek help? I'd rather SIEG HEIL."

There was an older couple in front of us and the woman whipped around, shot me an outraged look and they both hustled away.

It made me chuckle.

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[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 14:56:07 ago (+10/-0)

I am amused by the fact that your friends call you "Splooge", much how my friends call me lord_nougat.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 14:56:52 ago (+7/-1)

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[ + ] germ22

[ - ] germ22 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 15:26:44 ago (+6/-0)

My friends call me Germ22, because that's my name. Wait, you guy don't use your real name on the internet?

[ + ] Swej_Ehtsag

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 6 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:35:12 ago (+6/-0)

My friends call me NiceDoxxingAttemptAlphabetAgencyFaggot.

[ + ] Splooge

[ - ] Splooge [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 17:15:04 ago (+2/-0)

[ + ] Shotinthedark

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 17:51:55 ago (+1/-0)

My friends know I'm a weiner owner but don't call me that.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 17:58:25 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sorry that your horrible friends assume your gender like that.

[ + ] Shotinthedark

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:13:00 ago (+1/-0)

I've notified antifa so they will be taken care of.

[ + ] SparklingWiggle

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 18:19:27 ago (+1/-0)

Dammit, I came to make this comment.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 18:45:58 ago (+2/-0)

Damn it, I came here to reply to this comment!

Wait... your friends call you lord_nougat?! AM I THE IMPOSTOR?!!?!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 19:35:44 ago (+0/-0)

Niggaz just sey sup nigga too wuh nigga like me

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 19:51:52 ago (+1/-0)

Zum yo grup, bixnooood! OOGBOOG!!!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 20:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

I dont do deyt gay shit nah!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsMar 10, 2022 00:37:04 ago (+1/-0)

Yo, yu is only doo it on duh downlow, yo.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 17:04:57 ago (+2/-0)

I just heard a guy calling a helocopter a holocopter on TV. I don't know what he meant by that, or if the was just stupid. That's the trouble with jokes. You might be laughing at a ratard, that's a no/no these days you know. Well. if you're one of those people whom I don't care about.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 19:36:43 ago (+3/-0)

He may have lost IQ from long covid or climate change

[ - ] Qwertytoal 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 16:28:45 ago (+2/-0)

I was hoping the lady who turned around would have spoken German to you and laughed along side you!

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 16:27:40 ago (+2/-0)

A woman as a friend?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 17:59:05 ago (+2/-0)

HAH, GAAAAAAAAAY!!!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsMar 9, 2022 19:38:10 ago (+0/-0)