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I'm gonna kill you all - this is a real threat - I'm definitely not unstable weeb with a pencil dick

submitted by PajeetsOrifice to whatever 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 06:04:20 ago (+25/-6)     (whatever)

I'm a cereal killer and I will murder you all for you denigration of coco-pops

And you all deserve it.

I have people who will give me a list of all of your shoe sizes, then it's just a matter of time.

You will beg for mercy, but you won't get any.

I am pajorifice and I am very very scary and definitely live in the west


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[ - ] 2Drunk 16 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 06:53:35 ago (+16/-0)

My shoe size is 7.62x59

[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 18:17:36 ago (+1/-0)

That's 7.62x59 Regular, not wide, correct? ;-)

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 12:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

That would be AKKK

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 06:11:11 ago (+6/-1)

There there dear. Have some Capn Crunch instead. You'll feel better.

[ - ] PussyShart 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 06:40:11 ago (+4/-0)

With a torn up mouth?

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 06:51:37 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like he's trying to commit suicide by pajeet.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 09:06:10 ago (+3/-0)

That sounds shitty

[ - ] mumbleberry 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 08:08:55 ago (+4/-0)

You're funny, unlike that @sperjorative guy

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:21:21 ago (+3/-0)

Cereal killer and registered terrorist. Don't be shy about your credentials now.

[ - ] spasswerk 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 23:31:30 ago (+1/-0)

We will all die laughing.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:06:31 ago (+1/-0)

Well, shit. There goes my day. And I had plans and everything.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 11:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck you Corn-Pop!

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 20:00:06 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 15:32:34 ago (+0/-0)

You'll never get my lucky charms

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

It's that damn H1B bot again. Someone must have hacked it into being a terrorist instead of it pleased to be having 30 years of Java coding experience.

[ - ] PajeetsOrifice [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 14:37:22 ago (+2/-1)

Who are you calling a bot?

I am a cereal killer, I will find out your shoe size, and when I do, your body will be crushed into dust and spread to the corners of your families cereal boxes.

Not even a rat eats as much garbage as you! I am very much a danger and you will pay me the respect or else!!!

[ - ] DrPhil 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 10:03:46 ago (+2/-2)

SEE @SYSTEM THIS IS HOW SHIT ALTS ARE BORN

[ - ] DrPhil -6 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 08:06:44 ago (+2/-8)

the fact this has +4 should be shocking as it goes against TOS @system
mayne system should just make up lies about said peron,

life is fun in make believe

[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 09:48:12 ago (+7/-1)

Shut up dial

[ - ] DrPhil -2 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 09:53:43 ago (+2/-4)

truth always win glow fag

all i offer

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 15:35:02 ago (+1/-0)

dial gay

[ - ] PajeetsOrifice [op] 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 10:59:42 ago (+4/-2)

You have smallest shoe size because smallest peeper, so you will be easiest to find.

I am cereal killer - I drown you in Cheerios like kitten in river.

You are a smell and your mother tastes of dog

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 11:50:32 ago (+1/-0)

Ok ok, this whole thing got me laughing.