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[ - ] HughBriss 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 15:48:50 ago (+6/-0)

"Cuny", "cunny", or "cony" is an old word that goes back to the middle ages meaning a pouch, and by extension is slang for vagina -- pussy would be the best term for it. A common phrase during the English Renaissance was "cony-catcher", a cut-pouch or a thief, someone who would cut the drawstrings of someone's pouch from the belt to steal it. It also became slang for someone who frequently bedded loose women.

It's only fitting that these conies should wear such an apt description for themselves on a sweatshirt.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 20:30:20 ago (+4/-0)

Comes from the latin "cunus" meaning, well, exactly what you'd expect.

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 20:47:50 ago (+3/-0)

It does indeed. Well done. You are quite a learned man.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 05:46:07 ago (+1/-0)

It's a narrow field, but I'm an expert. If you know of anyone hiring a professor of rude words let me know.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 10:24:10 ago (+1/-0)

I'm no expert, but I was at one time fascinated by rude words and had several books on the subject. It probably began when I found the word "queynte" in Chaucer. I got rid of most of them over the decades but I still keep Eric Partridge's "Shakespeare's Bawdy".

There are a few titles I wish I'd written down just to have the name of the reference. I had one called "Mrs Grundy's [...]" -- I don't remember what the third word was, unfortunately. I seem to recall the author made the observation that there are more words for parts of the male and female body and for certain physical activities than anything else in English.

French may be a good rival, but I'm not a fluent speaker. However, in John Barth's "The Sot-Weed Factor" (1960), he has two whores, one French, one English, amusing themselves by exchanging epithets like "bedswerver" and "fellatrice" for seven pages. Quite a piece of research, I must say. He also introduced me to the word "swive", a very useful term.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 12:32:40 ago (+0/-0)

Could it be this? https://www.amazon.com/Mrs-Grundy-Studies-English-prudery/dp/B0007DM2IS/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3VYQM8RJA1D4Q&keywords=mrs+grundy%27s&qid=1647275430&s=books&sprefix=mrs+grundy%27s%2Cstripbooks-intl-ship%2C126&sr=1-1

I looked it up and it turns out "Mrs. Grundy" is a generic name for prudish women. There's quite a few books with that name in the title.

Fellatrice is pretty easy, what's a bedswerver?

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 16:19:35 ago (+1/-0)

That may very well be the book. I see a hardcover copy for $6. I may get it just to test whether my memory of books I had decades ago is accurate. I remember that she's an unseen character in the play "Speed the Plough", who is mentioned by that characters when they say several times "What will Mrs Grundy think?".

Best definition I could find: Also bed-swerver; a Shakespearean term for a woman who swerves from her duty in the marital bed; also an unfaithful man or woman.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 17:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

Ha! That works.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 18:00:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, it was well known /used slang in NZ for 'cunt or pussy' when i was lot younger ... It was actually the first that came to mind with this image - Two cunts.

"Did you play with her cunny ??"
"Nah , she had her rags'

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 12:56:03 ago (+5/-0)

Shebooniversity.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:27:52 ago (+3/-0)

The afformative action edumacated niggers still sound retarded. No one tells them now. Nor do they beat the ghetto sound out

[ - ] natehiggers 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:33:41 ago (+3/-0)*

There have been nigger college students who graduated and still haven't been able to read.

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 14:16:40 ago (+4/-0)

Many play in the NFL, MLB and NBA while paid millions as we repress them with our inherit privilege.
SHAME ON YOU AND ME!

[ - ] v0atmage 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:32:26 ago (+3/-0)

*CUNTY

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:49:01 ago (+2/-0)

Educating a nigger is the very definition of absurdity...doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:00:44 ago (+1/-0)

ny should be nuked

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:06:54 ago (+1/-0)

I would love to take a lighter to that niggers head.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 07:33:44 ago (+1/-0)

Steel wool only burns if it's thin enough.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 13:23:39 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine these beasts of the field explaining to you about your white privilege. every last jew is an evil demon and foreign enemy combatant.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 14:10:55 ago (+1/-0)

Average IQ in the Ivy League used to be 130+. That's about their combined intelligence.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 14:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

You're to kind,52,IQ each;MAX.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 18:03:09 ago (+0/-0)

More than a Goldfish, less than a Gorilla ...
Somewhere around squirrel and chipmonk .

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 21:53:34 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers are fucking hideous. I don’t even recognize them as human females.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 22:50:19 ago (+1/-0)

Free ride nigresses. They were probably even given the sweatshirts for the photo op.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 01:54:54 ago (+1/-0)

I see Angela Davis is still alive and well.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 14, 2022 08:12:33 ago (+1/-0)

Future HR department AA hires

[ - ] BlackSheepBrouhaha -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 13, 2022 15:24:15 ago (+0/-1)

I do appreciate when they wear their hair naturally instead of scalping Indian children sewn by Chinese children into wigs for them to buy on gov't grants.