Calm down, take one more toke. Then, call the officer a piece of shit and tell them you dindu nuffin. Be sure you are loud enough for them to hear you over the anti-cop rap you’re playing. Next, get out of the vehicle and approach the officer rapidly. If you did all this correctly, the officer should get back in their squad car and leave.
Keep the car running avert eye contact make sure you don't roll down the windows and keep your doors locked just keep it in drive they will appreciate you.
Fidget like your anxious to get to your job at Burger King and always answer EVERY question with: "I don't have any drugs or weapons in the vehicle or on my person."
I'll NEER forget that HBO "lawyer"(Jewish name I think. lke Greene), who SAID..." blacks have RIGHT to preserve their DIGNITy, EVEN when being ARRESTED."
[ + ] BoraxTheFungarian
[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 09:44:24 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Cannonball
[ - ] Cannonball 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 08:48:02 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] FalseRealityCheck
[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 15:12:50 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] DanielR
[ - ] DanielR 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 12:54:35 ago (+3/-0)
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[ + ] con77
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[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 08:14:28 ago (+3/-0)
I'm okay wit one leftist faggot city burning down just to kill one nigger.
[ + ] eongoat
[ - ] eongoat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 17:38:16 ago (+1/-0)
Step 2: get on boat/plane
Step 3: Don't come back.
Step 4: No more cops!
[ + ] FalseRealityCheck
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[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4
[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 22, 2022 09:43:52 ago (+1/-2)
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