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[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 16:13:50 ago (+3/-0)

Didn't you see the no faggots sign on the door?

[ - ] Jobes [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 17:31:33 ago (+1/-0)

Then why are you here?

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3 yearsMar 29, 2022 00:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

I knew you were coming so I ran here and put up the sign.

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 27, 2022 23:39:53 ago (+5/-0)

Are you presently hiring?

[ - ] Jobes [op] 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 05:42:52 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. Please give me your resume in 1 sentence.

[ - ] mannerbund 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 10:01:16 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck jews and their puppets, the niggers.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 12:52:51 ago (+3/-0)

I don't know, I'm not a linguist.

[ - ] Jobes [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 17:13:53 ago (+0/-0)

You're hired

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 27, 2022 23:02:15 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck off, we're full.

[ - ] Jobes [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 05:44:04 ago (+2/-1)

Full of grape drank and cough syrup you porch monkey.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 00:02:11 ago (+3/-0)

Hmm…. I’ll allow it.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 27, 2022 22:40:35 ago (+3/-0)

Glad yer here,now GTFO!

[ - ] Jobes [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 05:43:16 ago (+1/-0)

No, you lazy spic.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 yearsMar 28, 2022 23:30:25 ago (+1/-0)

Easy Fatboi,learn some respect.kike!

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 27, 2022 22:30:51 ago (+3/-0)

Apparently you're in the right place.

[ - ] Jobes [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 05:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

You may apply for my assistant role if you would like.

[ - ] Splooge 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 09:06:56 ago (+6/-0)

Hey there, CEO of Antisemetism here. I propose a merger.

[ - ] Jobes [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 17:15:02 ago (+0/-0)

I think we have a bright future in working together, my new friend.

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 17:40:08 ago (+1/-0)

Great. Now let's talk turkey -- as you can see, our kvetching numbers have been on a steady climb, up 6,000,000% since the last quarter. The hall of cost division has been expanding into new international markets, and our social media team has reported increased interest from the younger demographics.

With this in mind, I think it's only fair that once this merger goes through we get a piece of your NIGGERFAGGOT product line. Say... 13%. Call it an even 15% and I'll see if I can put you in touch with the CEO of Send Them All Back International, we're golf buddies. Whaddya say?

[ - ] Jobes [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 18:01:53 ago (+1/-0)

Those are some mighty fine numbers you are pulling in the kvetching department. Mighty fine indeed. I'll offer you the 15% of NIGGERFAGGOT as a show of good faith, but in return, I would ask that some of your employees wear the gear while "out in the field" in order to help spread the brand and show our cooperation. I could have my people even whip up a special line just for your boys...maybe a collared black jacket with white buttons? Have your people call my people to work out the details.

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 18:26:08 ago (+1/-0)

Great! I'll have one of my executive assistants fax over the paper work tomorrow morning, you can expect to have them at least eight hours before the average nigger crawls out of bed.

[ - ] Jobes [op] 1 point 3 yearsMar 29, 2022 00:49:05 ago (+1/-0)

Fantastic. Where shall we golf first? I hear Niggerless Beach is nice this time of year.

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3 yearsMar 29, 2022 02:12:06 ago (+1/-0)

Niggerless Beach is nice every time of the year. It's got... white sand.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 16:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

Didn't you see the no faggots sign on the door?

[ - ] Jobes [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 17:16:58 ago (+1/-0)

Then why are you here?

[ - ] heygeorge 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 16:17:45 ago (+1/-0)

It’s spelled Jobs, reatrd

[ - ] Jobes [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 17:31:19 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone else is spelling it wrong, not me

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 01:09:55 ago (+2/-0)

Bullshit im the CEO of racism your username isn't even racist

[ - ] Jobes [op] 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 05:45:06 ago (+3/-0)

I don't have to use my name to intimidate those beneath me. The racism speaks for its own.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 01:01:03 ago (+2/-0)

Oh great, another square jaw cocksucker who doesn’t shave.

[ - ] Jobes [op] 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 05:46:06 ago (+2/-0)

Most razors are made by chinks. Why should I needlessly shave my face to support their opium habits?

[ - ] PygmyGoat 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 07:30:55 ago (+1/-0)

Answer this question: Does Israel have nukes?

[ - ] Jobes [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 08:07:33 ago (+0/-0)

Obviously? I'm assuming the US gave them a few, but they had already had their own secret warhead development going on. They have about 1000 now I think? Where do you think those are pointing? They are pointing at Washington, Moscow, London, Beijing, Tokyo, Dubai, etc. I heard it's in the Talmud where if they go down, they take everyone with them. This is why the could never be trusted.

[ - ] Jobes [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 08:22:27 ago (+0/-0)

If I may add, that is not a racist comment. That is just a factual observation.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 13:13:35 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] smokratez 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 07:28:57 ago (+1/-0)

soupdoxretardhammer troon, right?

[ - ] Jobes [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 08:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, it's been a long time, I recognize your name. Wounds have mended. We should not be fighting amongst ourselves, I apologize. I was wrong to lash out at times. I still enjoy taking the piss and having some fun though, but not like I used to.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 11:10:28 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking nigger faggot imposter.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 10:03:20 ago (+0/-0)

Gtfo, we are full

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 28, 2022 00:06:53 ago (+0/-0)

Nice LARP, kike. Now fuck off, we're full.