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We should be drone striking those indian call scammer centers ffs

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 17:35:14 ago (+25/-0)     (AnonWhatever)



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[ - ] anon 4018023 10 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 17:51:32 ago (+10/-0)

I answer and tell them I hope they die in their sleep tonight.

[ - ] anon 3774445 [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 18:08:15 ago (+3/-0)

We need more people like you

[ - ] anon 1683596 5 points 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 01:43:41 ago (+5/-0)

I would be cool with that. not a day goes by when one of these street shitting fucks calles my phone and they deserve death for their sins. White man invents a neat technology that allows you to communicate with others far away. Give the same technology to curry niggers and the first thing they think to do with is set up entire call centers dedicated to scamming people.

[ - ] anon 1850238 6 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 18:45:23 ago (+6/-0)

Ask what caste they're in. Social caste. You might have to pronounce it "cost". Be polite and keep insisting you can't do business unless he/she tells you what it is. It ends in 1 of 2 ways.

[ - ] anon 3449971 4 points 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 00:26:30 ago (+4/-0)

Just tell them you refuse to speak to Dalit filth, then call them a bhenchod.

[ - ] anon 8146917 1 point 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 07:46:51 ago (+1/-0)

^This.

[ - ] anon 9544798 5 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 22:33:44 ago (+5/-0)

Those nice people who are calling to let me know there's a problem with my apple icloud and/or Amazon prime account? They are just trying to do the needful

[ - ] anon 8157766 5 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 18:18:26 ago (+5/-0)

I like getting them in a rage with insults, then laughing at them and hang up on them in mid tirade.

[ - ] natehiggers 7 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 18:27:04 ago (+7/-0)

Use the insult bhenchod (sister fucker in Hindi), it really sets the curry niggers off something fierce.

[ - ] anon 2810336 7 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 19:16:19 ago (+7/-0)

sweet. Call them pakis. they really like that!

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 19:24:40 ago (+4/-0)*

Tell them their mother and sister whored themselves out to the Pakistani Army and you will hear a string of curse words in both English and Hindi that is a wonder to behold.

[ - ] anon 2810336 1 point 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 18:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

I wish one would call now!

[ - ] anon 1658528 3 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 20:02:08 ago (+3/-0)

👍

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 19:43:23 ago (+2/-0)

Randichod works too (whorefucker), esp. with roasties

[ - ] anon 9589584 2 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 20:08:52 ago (+2/-0)

I use madarchod, and tell them their wife will be raped by pakistan allah akbar you are brown because your father fucked a cow in the ass thats why you look like shit

[ - ] anon 9544798 2 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 22:34:17 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] anon 1644117 1 point 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 14:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

I've done this with all the recent ones I've gotten lately. lead them on and when they ask for your name first say Ben as your first name and churry as your last. Trust me you'll be laughing your ass off. They flip their lids everytime.

[ - ] anon 3491875 3 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 19:42:51 ago (+3/-0)

I just act like I am eating beef products and waste their time. Lots of smacking and talking about how delicious cows are.

[ - ] anon 1658528 3 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 20:02:56 ago (+3/-0)

Duuuuuuude! Have you ever tried bacon?!?

Have you ever tried bacon on weeeeeeeed?!?

[ - ] anon 1658528 2 points 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 20:01:37 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] anon 1840063 3 points 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 08:49:10 ago (+3/-0)

Whenever these poos call me it's about "duct cleaning services." I pissed the last one off with relative ease. He asked how many bedrooms I had so I replied with "over 9000." He then asked how many guestrooms I had and I said "six million, I'm a popular guy." He paused for a second then replied with "fokk yuu yuu motherfokker" then hung up. I didn't even say anything remotely insulting lol

[ - ] anon 3774445 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 10:32:51 ago (+0/-0)

Aren’t you pissed

[ - ] anon 1840063 0 points 3 yearsApr 6, 2022 19:24:04 ago (+0/-0)

No, it was funny.

[ - ] anon 2329264 2 points 3 yearsApr 3, 2022 06:16:36 ago (+2/-0)

if you answer but never say anything they seem to stop calling because its a waste of time and money, they want a reaction any kind of reaction and they go from there.

also they dont want to risk trying to scam to a number that has potential technical issues and can drop out in the middle of the scam.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3 yearsApr 2, 2022 21:52:29 ago (+1/-0)

Jews first.