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I have a sad story to tell you. :D

submitted by calx to music 3 yearsApr 7, 2022 23:49:37 ago (+8/-0)     (music)

https://youtu.be/G8ffkDf0ol4

Shave every day and you'll always look keen. :)


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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 20:01:23 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Panic 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 17:17:38 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, my AM radio youth! Thanks for this!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 00:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

This is fantastic. Reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/RgvihRmyd5o
Wouldn't be surprised if what you posted inspired it

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 03:00:29 ago (+1/-0)

theres a name for a man without a beard.

woman.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 20:35:24 ago (+1/-0)

Statistics show that gay men think beards are far more attractive than women do. Plus all the soys have facial hair so I just assume men who don't shave are fags.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 21:14:46 ago (+0/-0)

i will take your word on what gay men are attracted to matey, you seem to be well educated on it. i would, however, disregard the opinion as a result of the mental illness thats causing the homosexual tendancies and disconnection from reality.

Lack of testosterone seems to have an effect on personal hygiene and proper facial hair growth which is why you see soyboys with a bit of bum fluff.

either way, a man with a beard is still a woman.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 21:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, a man with a beard is a woman because he's a homo. Looks like we agreed in the end!

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 00:25:20 ago (+1/-0)

A neighbor kid found this on vinyl when we were young. Played the thing over and over until we couldn't catch our breath from laughing so hard. Not something I've thought of for many years. Thanks for that.

[ - ] Nashorn 1 point 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 00:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

I still remember the 3rd verse. A friend learned this song from Dr. Demento in the 70s and sang it to us the next day.

[ - ] calx [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 00:09:20 ago (+0/-0)

Lol this song blew my mind as a kind in the early 80s when I heard it on the radio. Innocence. :)

[ - ] calx [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 8, 2022 01:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

Haha nice. :)