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Word around The White house is Kamalas staff are quitting because theyre afraid to get on aa plane with her.

submitted by con77 to based_satire 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 18:27:44 ago (+13/-0)     (based_satire)

Her staff are afraid of getting Arkancided. Even her Secret Service detail have transferred out if they have enough seniority to do so. The rest are stocking up on life insurance.


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[ - ] Fascinus 12 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 18:48:59 ago (+12/-0)

Maybe they could take Amtrak?

I heard she's into running trains.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 19:55:09 ago (+5/-0)

The willie brownstreak rail CHOO CHOOGA BOOGA

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:59:57 ago (+1/-0)*

The only rail line in California to get completed ahead of schedule and within budget.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 20:14:56 ago (+1/-0)

KA-----POW!!!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:08:06 ago (+1/-0)

God damn.

[ - ] coldsoak 4 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 18:43:58 ago (+4/-0)

Life insurance? "Thanks for calling Arkanalife, your call is important to us, ask about our complimentary hard drive wiping service, if this call concerns coverage when flying to/from Mena please press 5 for further options". The "last canoe ride ever" option really puzzled me.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 20:15:55 ago (+1/-0)

those "fishing accidents" gave me pause.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:37:11 ago (+0/-0)

menopause

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:40:22 ago (+0/-0)

WTF dude? I thought we were sympatico. Are you trying to be funny or do you have a beef with me?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:44:38 ago (+1/-0)

I thought you were from Florida and they taught you context clues there.

If you dont know me by now

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:57:08 ago (+0/-0)

that brought a tear to my eye. man hug. hips 2 ft apart

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 01:31:16 ago (+0/-0)

They gave out free ball caps before we went out in the canoes. They told me what looked like targets on the back of the hats were only WWI recreations of the French flag. Whew, what a relief!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 19:11:30 ago (+3/-0)

They also worry about catching AIDS and VD from her.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:09:36 ago (+2/-0)

The only valid concern they've ever had, no doubt.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 23:34:30 ago (+2/-0)

She's Biden's insurance. Nobody wants that cunt in charge (yeah, yeah, I know.) So what has she done to earn the ire of the Clintons?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:28:21 ago (+1/-0)

She's probably just a total bitch to them.
She is a total bitch to everyone!

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

shes VP of a failing old man

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 22:41:19 ago (+2/-0)

Why? I thought the plan was for Biden to die and make her the first woman, black, indian, lgbt, disabled, mexican president of color.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 00:57:33 ago (+1/-0)

over killarys dead body

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3 yearsApr 10, 2022 01:51:56 ago (+0/-0)

Haha

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 20:55:47 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like hildebeast. No one wanted to be around her for long either. I bet she doesn't laugh everything off in private.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 9, 2022 21:38:58 ago (+2/-0)

I read the SS Agents book. They were not supposed to look her in the eye or speak unless spoken to. Im surprised Anthoney Weiner is still alive.