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"Mount Sinai Hospital expanded its pediatric emergency room, adding more treatment areas including a special section for kids with autism."

TRANSLATION: WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR INCREASED DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE DURING PREGNANCY IS CREATING MONGOS AND WE'RE TRYING TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE.

"The larger space has 22 treatment rooms, an increase over the 16 in the old kids ER, with iPads in most. There are also interactive video displays on some walls with games and other distractions."

TRANSLATION: IF, BY CHANCE, YOUR DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE DURING PREGNANCY HAS NOT INDUCED AUTISM, THEN SURELY THE LITTLE BASTARDS HAVE ADHD AND/OR SCHIZOPHRENIA. EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT DIAGNOSED WITH SOME SORT OF CRIPPLING DEVELOPMENTAL PROBLEM, YOUR OWN DEFICIENCIES AS LOW-IQ NIGGER AND SPIC PARENTS WILL GUARANTEE THAT THEY'RE UNABLE TO SELF-SOOTHE AND REMAIN QUIET AND WELL-BEHAVED, SO HOPEFULLY, WE CAN DISTRACT THEM WITH VIDEOS.