Guess The Race - "Woman" Woman Arrested After Opening Plane Cabin Door, Inflating Slide Exit - Upgoat

Guess The Race - "Woman" Woman Arrested After Opening Plane Cabin Door, Inflating Slide Exit
submitted by beece to GuessTheRace 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 09:30:38 ago (+12/-0) (GuessTheRace)

Deceptive media:
No photo of woman although they clearly must have it as they named her. They do have a picture of an airplane, so her picture being excluded wasn't because of space limitations. https://archive.ph/z9Ll5

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 14:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

I've always wanted to to do this on a plane. Not while in flight, but definitely while on the ground. Thing is though, I know better than to fuck with airplane safety equipment outside of a legitimate emergency.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 16:37:34 ago (+0/-0)

She discovered she hit on a 20 dollar scratch off, and had to collect her winnings, no matter what. I’m surprised she could figure out the door and slide mechanisms. I imagine her attacking all the mechanisms of the door like a baboon and she got lucky in the sequence. Did the bitch slide down?

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 19:22:58 ago (+0/-0)

A LITTLE intelligence is a PROBLEMATIC think. A LOT will crush you. I ironically, that is better.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 22, 2022 00:53:31 ago (+0/-0)

Come on man, she was only after some fresh air - i'm sure there's some video somewhere of her complaining 'I can't breeve!!' .

[ - ] puppy528 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 10:21:35 ago (+3/-0)

Hell, these days, I can't even guess the actual gender from headlines like that.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 14:36:00 ago (+0/-0)

That's intentional.

[ - ] Nashorn 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 09:49:33 ago (+4/-0)

So is the TSA going to give her a huge fine and make her a member of the No-Fly list?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 6 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 10:07:15 ago (+6/-0)

dass raysis!

[ + ] natehiggers

[ - ] natehiggers 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 11:17:37 ago (+3/-0)

There are actually two no-fly lists. The one maintained by the DHS which takes a Federal Judge to get off of, and one maintained by each Airlines (referred to as the no boarding list) which is actually damn near impossible to get off of.

[ - ] con77 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 10:07:00 ago (+4/-0)

https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/video/6228693-sacramento-woman-accused-of-opening-plane-door-in-buffalo-inflating-emergency-slide/

and it looks so intelligent too!

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 10:27:06 ago (+4/-0)

Nigger Spic.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 5 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 12:21:16 ago (+5/-0)

I found her, cbslocal used her photo:

https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15909776/2022/04/cynthia-mcknight-buffalo-arrest.jpg?w=1500

You called it, sheboon

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 12:31:27 ago (+3/-0)

Original displays as webp for me.

JPG mirror in case anyone experiences issues: https://files.catbox.moe/0cbqe5.jpg

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 21, 2022 12:34:06 ago (+2/-0)