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submitted by zesty to whatever 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:03:51 ago (+1/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/tn988m.png

My guess is that you've never heard the sound of bones in your face breaking. It's loud. By the time your brain has registered the sound you know that you are falling into a sea of pain. That crunching crack is your big toe being dipped into that sea.

Your screams even sound wrong to your own mind. The reverberations of your vocal chords through your skull sound foreign. It adds a unique taste of fear.

For most people with this type of injury they die too quickly to savor and explore this type of pain. Myself, I am more resilient. Being killed is always fascinating, but after my time here on this sphere, skull crunches have always been the most interesting to me. So. I'll share it with you.

I think I'll start with the lower jaw. It is so hard to scream when the act of screaming causes more pain. This is what you get for _____.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:31:49 ago (+1/-0)

is that a NFT? I don't understand what that shit is.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:19:51 ago (+1/-0)

Stop using digital drawing mediums you faggot. Paper or canvas will always be superior.

people fucking suck

[ - ] zesty [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:24:05 ago (+0/-0)

I drew this in 3 minutes in MS Paint with a mouse. It is probably the best face I've ever drawn. Cut me some slack and give me some feedback on the spooky copypasta.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

That's almost my point. A mouse is a terrible tool, and that isn't a terrible drawing. Buy some decent paper and a good quality ball point pen. Ball points are very under rated

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:56:30 ago (+0/-0)

I have a Pelikan Rollerball for when a nigguh feelin o-fficial an shyt.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 25, 2022 09:02:42 ago (+0/-0)

Is that a self portrait?

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:06:52 ago (+1/-0)

It’s probably not a good idea to dox yourself by posting selfie’s.
Now the JIDF knows…..

[ - ] zesty [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:10:58 ago (+0/-0)

Heh, this isn't even my picture.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:14:57 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] zesty [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:27:35 ago (+1/-0)

I tried to make his nose as anglo as possible. But even a master like myself doesn't have that much control over reality. Love you FO.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:47:52 ago (+1/-0)

That's dial. Dial gay.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:00:31 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:34:20 ago (+1/-0)

You've obviously never been to prison. Also, peckerwood is a colloquial term for wood peckers.

As far as me being obsessed with you, that's pure projection. You're a rage pig, and I think it's funny when you holler. Here pig, pig, pig. SuuuWEEE!

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:38:47 ago (+0/-1)*

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:50:44 ago (+1/-0)

Read your comment, Freudian slip is Freudian and screen shotted

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:52:40 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:39:27 ago (+0/-1)

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