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Elon Musk gets told by Twitter to remove a post or else. He removes post, buys company and removes people who removed his post. What if all of this is just him spending "fuck you" money and he knows Twitter is dead and doesn't care?

submitted by Swej_Ehtsag to whatever 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 00:46:48 ago (+26/-0)     (whatever)

Seriously, can you imagine having 1 billion dollars. A thousand million dollars. He could buy a 100 million dollar house, then buy 100 cars each costing a million dollars each and all of this on 100,000 acres of private land with 100 million dollars with his own private airport and two 100 million dollar planes and still have 500 million dollars left over.

If he took his remaining 500 million and burned 10,000/day in his fireplace, it would take 140 years to burn the rest of that money. His great grandchildren would still be burning 10,000/day.

Elon Musk is worth 264.6 billion.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 00:49:54 ago (+10/-0)

Net worth and liquid assets are two different things. I get what you're saying, but he could be broke in a month. Or he can be worth twice that in a month. Kike fiat currency doesn't abide the laws of mathematics.

[ - ] QuestionEverything 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 07:37:24 ago (+2/-0)

When you have that much money it is impossible to 'go broke'.
Barring nuclear war where we all 'go broke'.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 5 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:23:12 ago (+5/-0)

Did he even buy it for sure?

I feel like all this is an inverted joke on conservatives.
Not only has he not bought it yet, but for the last month he has owned a smaller share then BlackRock while the world calls him the largest share holder.

Then on top of that, the hype is covering the fact that it’s not even a profitable company, yet he’s paying 43 billion for it.

Then after all that, he won’t do a single fucking thing conservatives are praising him for and will double the tranny and registered sex offender quota on the payroll in under a year.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:31:16 ago (+7/-0)

It's a good reminder that if a "news story" elecits an an emotional response it's probably a good idea to just ignore it for a week, or even better examine what narrative is the logical outcome of a mass emotional response to that end. We're easier to control when we're angry, scared, or anxious. Not a bad thing to keep in mind.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 08:55:12 ago (+2/-1)

Meanwhile under the smokescreen, a few hundred thousand beaners and niggers were just brought in and a few thousand children just had their genitals mutilated by Dr. Shekelstein.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 08:53:58 ago (+3/-0)

Tesla itself is barely profitable. He's a paper tiger

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 09:55:40 ago (+1/-0)

The worlds richest paper tiger. I think his slightly autistic tiger is real.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 10:30:56 ago (+1/-0)

It appears that the Saudis, seeing that he was planning to take it to tender and that they would lose their investment (and any influence), decided to join forces with him and between them they had enough influence to take it private. We'll see exactly what this means in the future. Meanwhile I won't be creating a new twitter account unless the platform actually gets better.

[ - ] beece 3 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 08:15:05 ago (+3/-0)

Musk has seemed to be thinking 3 steps ahead on all of his earlier moves. I'm not sure what his endgame is here as he could have built a better Twitter competitor from scratch for a fraction of that money.

It doesn't make sense to me.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 09:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 07:57:58 ago (+3/-0)

i would say this is closer to the truth that 'ZOMGS ELON IS GUNNA MAKE TWATTER FREEZEPEACH"

no he fuckin isnt.

although i think im reading the 'i want to verify every human' statement differently that some and thats borne out with all the fake accounts suddenly disappearing.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 11:12:39 ago (+2/-0)

He also hates California.. I assume he will one day want to move it out of there. But until he does, the state will probably try to scam him with 'discrimination' lawsuits as they have with Tesla.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 09:37:48 ago (+2/-0)

Hey, I remember this one. From around six years ago.

DRAIN THE SWAMP.

HE'S (TRUMP / ELON) PLAYING 4-D CHESS!

Q predicted this.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 10:51:23 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 06:17:06 ago (+2/-0)

He either bought twitter to kill it or he really thinks he can maintain a free speech platform.

Anyone wanna take bets on what level of free speech he's willing to allow?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 07:58:56 ago (+4/-0)

if he was on our side he wouldnt be the one heading a major part of the green energy scam with the worlds most overrated ev's

i wouldnt believe for a moment he wants free speech, im more inclined to believe hes just fucking with his 'peers'

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 13:10:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 07:06:39 ago (+1/-0)

niggerkikefaggot?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 13:10:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Hermes 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 15:24:44 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck Elon musk, this is just more bread and circuses for the public

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 26, 2022 09:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

He's worth 264.6 billion clown credits, not dollars. Imagine what the kikes above him are actually worth