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Awww....(Wait for it!)

submitted by FalseRealityCheck to whatever 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 21:20:22 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/zkopo9.mp4



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[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 01:54:20 ago (+1/-1)

I don't speak monkey, can someone translate what they were saying?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 08:48:00 ago (+3/-1)

I'll try. Though I don't speak monkey either.

Giggaboo, "Something something dna test, not my dauter"
Sheboon, why you do dis?
Giggaboo, paper say, not my dauter.
Sheboon, why you do dis?
Giggaboo, you gots til end of momf t get outta mu house.
Sheboon, bu she lubs you. How you do dis?
Giggaboo, paper say she not my dauter. You got til end of mumf ta get out my house.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 18:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

Hate to tell him, but in most US states it's still his daughter legally, and he has to pay child support. And kicking them out of the house is a great way to get the "liberal" judge to take most of his income.

Gotta love modern society.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 21:33:36 ago (+2/-0)

Classic.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 23:43:32 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers have so much fucking baby drama.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 05:37:04 ago (+2/-0)

Sheboon is at least keeping the kitchen clean.

[ - ] KINGMELL0 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 13:33:23 ago (+2/-0)

Man poor kid. That's the only one i care about cause they both POS. But that little girl won't understand why her daddy doesn't want her anymore and the mom will never tell her it's her fault for being a hoe

[ - ] DanielR 4 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 00:05:13 ago (+4/-0)

If I was a nigger, I would be surprised if that was my kid.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 12:03:31 ago (+0/-0)

HAAAA!

[ - ] TheSpiceMelange 6 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 23:14:44 ago (+6/-0)

"You're such an amazing wrapper"

That's a black man's dream to hear. Sad it came a such a cost.

[ - ] osomperne 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 00:07:41 ago (+1/-0)

Cost? You mean it was the wrong kind of rapper

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 3 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 02:23:08 ago (+3/-0)

"whoosh"

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 12, 2022 15:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

It didn't really work since I had to type it. The joke really only works for the spoken word.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 8 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 02:24:44 ago (+8/-0)

brutal.

"why did you do this?" - female entitlement at its best. I am surprised at the lack of twerking, eeking, ooga booga, but at least glad she's not white.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 9 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 00:11:21 ago (+9/-0)

Back in the 80s my older brother, married with 4 kids, fucked around and got hit with a paternity case. Had to pay some skank child support. When DNA tests came out in the 90s spent $3000 for a test. Not his kid. Goes to court, judge says doesn't matter, you've established a parental figure in the kids life, keep paying until he's 18.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 12:27:08 ago (+3/-0)

You'll find that in the majority of decisions that 'favor the children's interests', it almost always favors the woman's interests as well, subsidizing her infidelity and deception because the state becomes the enforcer of her income stream. Meaning she no longer has a pressure to demonstrate fidelity to the male, but the male's financial fidelity to her is always enforced for the sake of the kids. She gets to use the kids like collateral. Muh body. Muh motherly nature.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 01:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

Gay, but honestly that shouldve been priority #1 from the get go.

[ - ] LostProperty 15 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 21:39:49 ago (+15/-0)

Seems sort of fake. But maybe that's just because her personality is fake.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 11 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 22:04:31 ago (+11/-0)

Maybe because the camera was on. Once it was turned off she probably went full chimp.

[ - ] x0x7 10 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 22:44:30 ago (+11/-1)

All but very few black relationships are fake. They are just role playing being white people. I do believe in human biodiversity within the black population, but for the 80% majority phenotype, commitment and emotional bonding are role play.

[ - ] AnonymousLex 9 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 00:13:58 ago (+9/-0)

Cargo cultists making wooden planes

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2022 07:01:18 ago (+3/-0)

Exactly. Though there is nothing worse than when a white woman gets in a wooden plane expecting it to take off. That's the really sad part.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2022 23:58:27 ago (+0/-0)

I thought so too.