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Ninja rules

submitted by Paradoxical003 to whatever 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 18:10:18 ago (+11/-1)     (whatever)

Rule 1 a ninja survives: to be ninja is to be able to survive in any environment, a dead ninja is a useless ninja, and a liability to any of their brothers still active in the field.

Rule 2: a ninja improvises: to be ninja is to be able and willing to do whatever it takes to achieve your goals, to find new ways of making use of anything, anyone, or any situation, to seek new perspectives by which to solve you problems and succeed in your mission.

Rule 3: a ninja is dishonorable: to be ninja is to forsake ones own conscience and sense of dignity, one must see the best way to achieve their goals and then take it, almost by reflex, one must become of no mind, you can do what it takes to win now, and hate yourself for what you had done later, the sacrifice of a ninja is their ability to love themselves.

8 elur; A ninja is unpredictable: to become repetitive is to become easily countered and killed, never approach the same mission in the same way twice, always look for multiple routes to victory, then refrain from using a solution you had used in recent memory, unless it is one which your new enemy is not familiar with, or if your enemy has now counted upon you not to use the same approach as you had used before.

Rule 5: a ninja is knowledgeable on a great many things: to be ninja is to wear many faces, to be able to play any role, and to do anything that their mission calls upon them to do. By day they live under one or many different identities, by night they become an animal, a rock, a tree, or the wind, always in the shadows, always overhead, always out of sight, until the time comes to step unto the light, finish the job, them retreat back as quickly as possible.

That means planning and preparation, having your next actions always be mapoed out before the tine comes for you to take them, and always with a backup to rely upon, so that should one path close, another is ready for use, and with no mind in practice, your pivot to the other doorway is as fluid as it was for your first.

Study the historical ninja arts, how they would use everything at their disposal, how they would make themselves as flexible as possible, how they would do whatever it took to win.

The ninja was not just a spy, thief, assassin, and saboteur, but also a survivalist, a monster, a prankster, and a triskster.

Psychological warfare was their strongest suit, be it to avoid identification and capture by hiding beneath suspicion or by concealing or disguising their presence, or to strike terror in the enemy heart and sow confusion in their minds, human psychology is always at the forefront of how ninja operate.

For example, the efficacy of preparation, you could set up multiple mannikins to make the enemy think that you are leading the into an ambush, or to make it so that they cannot tell you from the dolls, and you could hide by standing still.

A ninja resists mental influence, they can withstand torture by flooding their minds with nonsense, then tell believable lies that protects their brothers and aids their mission.

Then recover their mental fatigue with chants and hand mudras.


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 18:22:42 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent post.

[ - ] veggy 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 18:41:04 ago (+3/-0)

Sho Kosugi has entered the chat.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 18:53:54 ago (+1/-0)

Boomer ninja- buys ninja blender with the best of intentions then proceeds to make milkshakes and watch kung fu movies on the couch.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 21:22:35 ago (+0/-0)

Blends into couch unnoticed by meddling nogz.

Nogz loose.

[ - ] beece 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 20:22:27 ago (+0/-0)

Ninjas are the chickenshits of the Japanese world. Be a samuri.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 20:55:18 ago (+2/-0)

Gets murdered by ninjas from the shadows before correcting the word samurai.

RIP beece.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 21:21:48 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 21:20:42 ago (+5/-0)

My ninja!

[ - ] NumbDigger 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 22:06:45 ago (+2/-0)

For shinja, my ninja.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 22:49:26 ago (+2/-0)

Ninja, please.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 4, 2022 05:37:29 ago (+3/-0)

Sheeit, ninja

[ - ] throwawayaccount 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2022 22:35:35 ago (+3/-0)

Fun fact: Most ninjas dressed like normal people because the easiest way to blend in is to look like everyone else. Ninja iconography like the costumes, ridiculous weapons, and fighting are mostly made up.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 4, 2022 04:57:17 ago (+0/-0)

How do you know those are ninjas and not just regular blokes?

[ - ] Paradoxical003 [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 5, 2022 14:20:33 ago (+0/-0)

By day they are a man beneath notice, wearing one of a thousand faces, living one of a thousand lives.

By night they are an animal, or a rock, or sone waters, or the wind, or just a shadow of a man in the corner of your eyes for only an instant.

In anytime, they are ninja, spies, assassins, thieves, saboteurs, one who goes in, gets a job done, and then leaves without a trace.

This is what you should seek to become, as we are now where they were when they started.

The ninja were born from peasants who lived under the rule of samurai, looking to what they could do as a means of fighting back, they adopted the means of guerilla tactics found in bandits, and advanced them into arts known as ninjutsu, where one or few empty handed or poorly equipped men could be devastating against many well equipped professionals.

Later their services saw use outside of acts of rebellious terrorism and peasant revolts, being enlisted by those who who once fought against as agents at could accomplish dangerous feats against the enemies of their people.

The sengoku era saw great use of ninja, legends were told like those of Hatori Hanzo, and long after the adoption of firearms, the ninja retained their utility even as the samurai fell out of their relevance.

The rifle may have revolutionized the battlefields, but the ninja was always able to evolve with the times.

Adaptation is one of their values, second only to perseverance, and directly superior to discretion.

[ - ] Otter5000 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 4, 2022 07:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

I highly recommend the True Path of the Ninja by Anthony Cummins and Yoshie Minami