The globalists bought them by going after them with those fake exposes about slime meat. So Subway got on board with the democrat campaign kickbacks through huge donations to planned parenthood.
Americans love their globalist franchisees and think they're American. Cities in other countries had their independent retail wiped out by assholes spending tens of millions for a soul crushing idento franchise that sends billions of fees back to globalist jew HQ.
Overpriced sandwiches made of shit ingredients. Guarantee there's a local shop that makes better sandwiches cheaper. Plus then you don't have to support known pedophilia
RapinHOE might be a good spokescunt if she got rid of the purple hair, stopped running her trap about politics, toned down the lesbian from OVER 9000 to maybe a 4, focused on health and wellness and Subway might move a few more sandwiches.
The Subway spokesperson before this dyke was a fat fuck that went to prison for fucking children. Subway needs to make a cartoon character as their mascot; something they can control. Maybe a lively plastic glove, like the one they all wear when they build a sandwich. Subway will fuck it up and draw the glove leaving its former job with a proctologist.
Whenever I start to think our tax code is FUBAR, I just have to remember how it is in Ireland. Then I don't really feel better, I just feel bad for my dumb ancestors who didn't leave that place. And then I feel bad for the ones that did instead. And then I get drunk again.
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I can already visualize the wokey with useless college degree that picks the spokesperson. Looks like a Jared/woodpecker hybrid, face covered with trendy, metal shrapnel.
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The globalists bought them by going after them with those fake exposes about slime meat. So Subway got on board with the democrat campaign kickbacks through huge donations to planned parenthood.
Americans love their globalist franchisees and think they're American. Cities in other countries had their independent retail wiped out by assholes spending tens of millions for a soul crushing idento franchise that sends billions of fees back to globalist jew HQ.
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Subway needs to make a cartoon character as their mascot; something they can control. Maybe a lively plastic glove, like the one they all wear when they build a sandwich. Subway will fuck it up and draw the glove leaving its former job with a proctologist.
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I guess I could see how moslems would see it as a type of cake.
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