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You'll never guess who stopped by my house last night...

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 16:36:40 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/0cq8lk.mp4

@lord_nougat, if you had only asked for a tender, juicy steak, I would have invited you in for dinner. Maybe next time, goat.


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[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.1 yearsMay 7, 2022 12:19:09 ago (+1/-1)

Where is a horny muslim when you need one?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 19:09:57 ago (+1/-0)

Chuckles.

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 19:19:11 ago (+1/-0)

Better than porch monkeys! Or mountain lions.

[ - ] Typhoon8 1 point 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 21:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

Scary

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 19:20:12 ago (+3/-0)

I recommend olive oil instead of sugar for calories.

[ - ] Autismo 2 points 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 20:13:21 ago (+2/-0)

And you need to buy tubs of sodium, potassium, and magnesium powder. Fish oil (EHA/DHA). And essential amino acids.

[ - ] TheBasedProthean 1 point 3.1 yearsMay 7, 2022 01:03:27 ago (+1/-0)

Honey is good source to have as well. Local honey growers are your best bet in honey as the mainstream stuff have tons of crap instead.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 3.1 yearsMay 7, 2022 01:11:22 ago (+2/-0)

I've been redpilled on fake honey and I do have a local supplier. I love that stuff.

[ - ] TheBasedProthean 1 point 3.1 yearsMay 7, 2022 02:48:02 ago (+1/-0)

Great. Same with me, I have a prefered local supplier from Madisonville, TX and I always go for locally grown bee farms.

Here is a map for Texan Goats who are searching for local honey suppliers. : https://texasbeekeepers.org/honey-locator/

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 16:45:53 ago (+4/-0)

Haha!

Damn it, NEXT TIME!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 19:14:29 ago (+1/-0)

I'll leave a light on for ya.

p.s. please stop eating my shrubs.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 20:04:48 ago (+1/-0)

Oops, too late.

Sorry.

[ - ] calx 7 points 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 17:06:49 ago (+7/-0)

Dude looks like he's seen some shit.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMay 6, 2022 19:12:47 ago (+0/-0)

I thought he was jewish at first, his nose is so long.