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WHY I SHOOT NUISANCE CATS

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 03:10:12 ago (+26/-13)     (HDLunited)

In the last 3 weeks I've had to neutralize 2 stray cats that were raining down death and destruction on the bird population, the wife and I were finding dead and wounded birds and chipmunks every day. In one day we collected a dozen sparrows and two Bluejays, in the last three weeks we've collected over a hundred birds and three chipmunks. We also noticed that our bears don't like cats and I think it has something to do with the pungent scent they leave when in heat.
Anyways, enough is enough, a death warrant was issued by me and I loaded up .
Just as a point of interest....when I was young my father told me that cats were like niggers, when I asked him to elaborate he simply said, "cats will clean out every chicken in the coup if they break in...just like niggers will clean out every bit of chicken they can find after breaking into a chicken joint", I never forgot those words.
Maintaining within the boundaries of my original narrative with respect to the filthy felines I feel that their lethal eradication was totally justified. In both cases, each toxoplasmosis monster met it's end with an expertly placed shot to the side of the head just below the ear. Their demise was instant and deliberately efficient, strictly business and no suffering, the way it's supposed to be and anything less would be sadisticly cruel and inhuman...anything less would be a hint of sick character, society doesn't take to well anyone determined to be of "sick character", being a kike pedophile, faggot, tranny, ugly dyke kindergarten teacher or compulsive nose picker is socially deified but God forbid you rid the planet of nuisance killer cats.
And anyone lacking the IQ to understand this issue belongs on fakebook, reddit or tik tak.
DON'T BE A FAG, BE REASONABLE....SEE IT MY WAY.



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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 10 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 07:16:55 ago (+10/-0)

If people would get their cats (and dogs) fixed instead of dumping animals out in the country, then it's pretty likely you wouldn't have had to do this.

To add to this - if someone takes it upon themselves to feed stray animals then they also need to put out live traps, catch the strays and pay to get them fixed. Otherwise, despite their big heart, and good intentions, they're creating a huge fucking problem.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:50:05 ago (+4/-0)

Exactly...contrary to people's perception, I do not like to kill anything without just cause...I know that it's not the cat's fault, it's motivated by instinct but that instinct conflicts with my environment, cat's are a destructive menace when running wild and there's only so much destruction that I'm willing to tolerate.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 7 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 06:26:29 ago (+7/-0)

Rationalize it like this to your friends: The only reason a housecat doesn't kill you is because it only weighs like 14 lbs. They're barely domesticated.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:53:40 ago (+1/-0)

There's no efficient killer like a cat...and yeah, I like your analogy.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 07:24:23 ago (+5/-1)

Eh, they weren't my cats. Nice shooting, Tex.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:54:08 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you thank you very much.

[ - ] Otter5000 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 06:20:54 ago (+6/-2)

Stray and feral cats are a huge issue and are extremely destructive to native wildlife. Thanks for doing this!

Best thing is to plant some catnip to draw them in.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:58:36 ago (+1/-0)

Hmmmm...catnip you say?

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 14:11:38 ago (+2/-0)

You'll pull in cats for miles I swear. We planted catnip once for our cats our first year, pulled in almost a dozen from the surrounding area. Our closest neighbor is roughly 10 miles away through the woods

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:14:56 ago (+3/-0)

Sure are a lot of psychos here . My favorite is bad_example and his squaw burning cats alive for shits and giggles. Nice.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:56:07 ago (+1/-0)

I think that's sick...

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 13:49:15 ago (+1/-0)

Is this your first day here?

Its voat, of course there's alot of psychos

Thats like going to San Fran sicko and saying "There sure is alot of fags here, I'm SHOCKED"

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 14:40:06 ago (+1/-0)

You’d know all about that.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 15:39:08 ago (+1/-0)

As would you

Youre a woman

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 07:00:33 ago (+3/-0)

If you want to deal with cats in a non harmful way...

Throw potatoes at them. Nice and hard.
It has weight so the cat is going to feel the impact and it's gonna hurt enough to create an 'im not going there again in a hurry' memory but won't injure or damage the cat.

For a non cat friendly method - cats love anti-freeze, are attracted to the smell and will happily gulp down a lethal dose in a single sitting - death within a day or so

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 20:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

I know all about the antifreeze diet.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 09:38:26 ago (+4/-2)

i support you 100%

had a feral cat almost attack my 2 y.o. son one day when he startled it. They may be small, but they can do some painful damage. luckily I was right behind my son and was able to scare it off, probably due to my size and the fact that the cat now saw two invaders instead of just one.

i get that people love pets and animals, but there is certainly a line that gets crossed and people need to man up and accept the FULL responsibility of being a steward of these animals. that includes disposing of them in a humane way when appropriate.

keep up the good work.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:05:02 ago (+0/-0)

Almost attack? Sounds like it was almost a problem.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 18:40:48 ago (+0/-0)

They're not friendly felines, they're vicious beasts.

[ - ] mongre 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 08:48:51 ago (+2/-0)

Mix some Excedrin with wet cat food for the ones that are hard to find.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 12:39:45 ago (+1/-0)

Those fuckers can spread disease to your animals. I would trap them for the city at my last place. They told me they just shoot cats now.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 10:34:04 ago (+2/-1)

Told this story before - In the 80s I lived in NZ. Worked for awhile as a painting contractor and painted remote building for the Dept of Conservation (used the be Forest Service before it got PC). When we went to a remote area we would stay 5-7 days until the job was done. The local DOC manager would give us a .22 rifle with a night vision scope and ask us to shoot any cats we saw.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 10:16:46 ago (+2/-1)

Cats are an invasive species to the West and have been nothing but a blight on the populations of small wildlife. Cats should have open season on them and all cats should be eradicated from our western nations.
Yes, that includes people's "precious" pets.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:25:40 ago (+6/-0)

Shitskins and Asians are invasive species too.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:57:02 ago (+2/-0)

I think you forgot niggers.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:08:59 ago (+4/-0)

Dogs are an invasive species too. You going to kill alll of them too?

[ - ] throwawayaccount 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:56:21 ago (+2/-0)*

Dogs are far less likely to climb trees and are less successful at living the solo life cats do. Kill all the feral ones, absolutely. But, unlike cats, they can serve an actual use as a pet.
I should mention that unlike cats, dogs rarely kill animals for fun. Cats hunt and kill for fun, not just to eat.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 12:13:42 ago (+2/-0)

Cats kill rodents. Which is a useful purpose.

Are you going to kill all the dogs that don’t have a clear economic purpose.?

unlike cats, dogs rarely kill animals for fun. Cats hunt and kill for fun, not just to eat.

Tell that to my dog.
You are inferring that cats are immoral sadists whereas dogs are compassionate fine fellows. I just don’t think you can judge animals this way.

Im a dog person. I don’t care that much for cats but that’s me. I’ve known lots of people that love cats and the cat hate on this post is basically nigger level callousness.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 16:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.nola.com/archive/article_eb5c5aae-d596-552f-995d-6dfbe87ce68f.html

I'm going to drop this here and you can make due with it what you will.

Some of the claims are pretty out-there and I'm not sure I believe them or what their metric of research is on it. But the majority of them are well documented facts and many sources corroborate them.

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:33:29 ago (+4/-0)

Cats protect silos from mice.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:59:10 ago (+1/-0)

I have to give you that one. Guess you found one function for them. Still, all it takes is one getting away that isn't fixed and they become a problem again. Although, in areas with silos there might be birds of prey big enough to cart off a cat or two.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 12:19:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nyc doesnt have a feral cat problem. Does it have a feral rat problem?

there might be birds of prey big enough to cart off a cat or two.

You’re gonna need a lot of owls. Are your chickens outside? My dad said owls are like niggers and will clean out every chicken in the coup! At least cats don’t fly.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 16:58:00 ago (+1/-0)

I was kidding about the birds of prey. Maybe I should have quantified it with a "If you have a rat problem just catch a bunch of snakes and set them loose in your grain."
NYC has both a feral cat and feral rat problem.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 22, 2022 06:00:47 ago (+0/-0)*

On first impression, by virtue of your position with respect to cats being an invasive species worthy of eradication, the general run of people would be horrified at the thought that monsters harboring such a cruel attitude even exist...when the truth of the matter is everything you've stated, including "people's precious pets". Today's world is completely out of balance, an offset emotional wobble that gets more out of round every time a spokeswoman for PETA, SPCA, SIERRA CLUB or the ADL shoots her mouth off about the importance of an "animal's rights", to the point where the nuisance animals have more rights than us...I think it's pathetic how humanity has weakened to the point it has and again it's the jew who is to blame.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 22, 2022 21:20:57 ago (+0/-0)

Humanity has no idea how to actually be the top of the food chain anymore. It's genuinely depressing. I don't think you can blame the Jew for this one though. People have been getting attached to animals for thousands of years in countries that had yet to be touched by the Jew.
That said, the Jew has turned people soft enough to the point of not being able to take out the trash even if you were to start a campaign asking them to.
Reminds me of when there was a coyote problem so the government put $5/head on them. Government could put $5/head on cats and you'd find people hoarding them in their attics to keep them safe. Even if you explained to them why they are such a problem.

[ - ] beece 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 09:32:57 ago (+1/-0)


My brothers elderly neighbor live traps them and drowns them in a 55 gallon bucket. She feeds the birds and doesn't want her yard to be a honeypot for the fuckers. The birds prefer this to being wiped out. If you have a cat, only let it out at night when the rodents are out and the birds are sleeping.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:30:03 ago (+1/-0)

Great advise, thanks for sharing

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 00:57:02 ago (+0/-0)

Cats are like people: Some are lovable and beneficial, others need to be killed ASAP.

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[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 10:26:29 ago (+1/-1)

Cats are niggers, kill them all.

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:06:20 ago (+2/-0)

She sounds like a real charmer.

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[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 11:24:51 ago (+2/-1)

You have a negro wife?

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[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 12:38:01 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds expensive

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