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[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 8 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 10:52:00 ago (+8/-0)

Cruise is a total faggot so I wouldn't call it appropriation.

[ - ] Nashorn 4 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 10:28:32 ago (+4/-0)

I thought they added that scene to throw a bone for the women guys brought along to the movie.

[ - ] derpfroot 3 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 07:59:34 ago (+3/-0)

Can nothing be left alone by the niggers, faggots or jews? They always have to ruin it.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 08:56:35 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] VigourousJackson 1 point 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 13:25:51 ago (+1/-0)

even to 'straight' leftists, everything is their whining inner child trying to make the external world hear its cries for attention

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 13:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

That's what psychopaths do. They enjoy it. It's not just for some zionist goal.

[ - ] _Obrez 2 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 12:39:30 ago (+2/-0)

Please give money to yahoo goyim

Use an archive, nigger.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 16:44:46 ago (+1/-0)

That movie is a chick-flick. The entire movie is love story with some planes thrown in.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 10:03:27 ago (+0/-0)

I’m pretty sure this same author watches Nickelodeon and Disney Kids to mastrubate.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 02:38:14 ago (+0/-0)

The easiest way to debunk the "hurr durr, the volleyball scene is gay/homoerotic" nonsense, is just to analyze how the scene was shot.

If you were going to film that scene for homoerotic appeal, you would likely have a lot of lingering closeups on the actors' chests, asses etc. The camera work would accentuate the bodies of the actors, but it doesn't. Instead, most of the shots are either very tight shots of the actors' faces and shoulders, or wide angle shots showing the flow of the game. Tom Cruise repeatedly checking his watch while making a face that looks like he's constipated, surely doesn't help the whole "homoerotic" argument.

There's not a single shot of the actors' asses, and none of them are wearing the really faggy short shorts like the extra in the background of one scene is wearing.

There's nothing homoerotic about the scene itself. Of course faggots are going to get worked up over 3 buff shirtless dudes, the same way straight guys might sport some semi-chubs if it were bikini beach volleyball with hot chicks instead.

The scene exists for 3 reasons, none of which is about faggots.

1. It shows the rivalry and competition between Maverick and Iceman continues when they aren't flying.

2. It adds a bit of tension to the friendship between Mav and Goose, as Mav eventually chooses ho's over bros, and goes to get laid by Charlie instead of staying with Goose to play another game. (which also shoots down the whole "derp, the volleyball is gay" thing)

3. It gives the ladies who were dragged into the movie by their boyfriends/husbands something to enjoy for a few minutes before airplanes.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 12:06:27 ago (+0/-0)

It's unimportant. The original Top Gun movie was awesome for it's cliched, terrible plot and dialog in a "so bad it's good" way. However, I thought the volleyball scene and the locker room scenes were gay as hell.