How did he get a cake in there? - Upgoat

How did he get a cake in there?
submitted by Boardallday3 to whatever 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 21:02:09 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 21:06:28 ago (+6/-0)

He probably said he was cake gender.
Seriously, that's a thing now.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 6 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 21:11:54 ago (+6/-0)

Some degenerate telling me they're cake gender.

That was a very poor choice of words, into the oven you go.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 21:19:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 21:36:39 ago (+1/-0)

Happy death day to you
Happy death day to you
Happy death day vile Schlomo
Happy death day to you!

Any last wishes?

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 22:00:50 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 22:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

I was going to say "a Christian baker was forced to bake one for him", but w/e.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 22:29:18 ago (+0/-0)

🙄

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 22:01:23 ago (+2/-0)

It was a "comfort cake", so they had to let him take it in.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 22:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

Companion cake he had it on a leash.

They were too scared to be called racists so they let him in.

[ - ] allahead 1 point 3 yearsMay 31, 2022 01:45:26 ago (+1/-0)

Under his skirt?

[ - ] Roy_Batty 1 point 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 21:16:43 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe it was part of the disguise? Like a titty cake?

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 3 yearsMay 30, 2022 21:11:11 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf, Dangus?

You even hate paintings of women?

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 3 yearsMay 31, 2022 00:37:52 ago (+0/-0)

He threw it onto the protective glass, not a crumb touched the painting.

We are saved from climate change now due to that cake, be grateful now.