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Flat Sun Theory

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 14:55:56 ago (+9/-7)     (Mildlyinteresting)

The Sun is flat. This would explain why we have night and day. As the flat disc Sun spins on its axis, it begins to get darker as we near the side of the disc. The Flat Sun is so flat that at the edges it is imperceptible to the human eye, at a thickness of 1 Planck Length. It looks like nighttime, but in reality it is just an optical illusion. This is also why the other stars and planets are so much more visible during our pseudo-night. While we see nothing, due to being on the disc's edge, it shines like a beacon onto everything else.

Well I hope this cleared a few things up with you guy.

p.s. in case I get banned, please tell my wife and kids that I love them. Thanks in advance.


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[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 16:22:40 ago (+5/-0)

Which sun the real one or the lightball they put it front of it?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 16:38:48 ago (+2/-0)

The real sun, because if people ever found out about the giant lightball, there would be rioting in the streets.

[ - ] Mestizospic86 1 point 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 23:33:34 ago (+1/-0)

Fill Me in on the "real sun and lightball" please?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 06:21:48 ago (+0/-0)

It's a joke.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 15:53:50 ago (+5/-1)

Everything is flat, we perceive it in 3D because of jews in the Catholic church are conducting mental warfare on us. The antarctic Nazis found out about it and tried to put an end to the torture, but the Buddhist khazarian kabbalahists in Mecca have succeeded thus far in maintaining absolute control over the 3D everything machines. Q predicated this at Jekyll island. Also, it's not 2022. We're actually in 3000 bc, and Jesus hasn't been born yet.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 16:07:10 ago (+4/-0)

That's right. Reality is actually a zero dimensional point. It's not even flat.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 16:15:10 ago (+2/-0)

Based and zero dimension pilled.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 17:00:37 ago (+2/-0)

This is why you have to put a silicone condom over your tinfoil hat.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 18:05:33 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 18:25:11 ago (+1/-0)

I'm working on it. Gonna be a mix of Dune, Ender's Game, ASOFAI, and Clifford the big red dog.

Seriously though, if you know a publisher I've got a few stories to shop.

[ - ] goatfugee12 3 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 15:23:29 ago (+4/-1)

did you just google "smallest possible measurement" to get "plank" length.

it's planck but anyway, that measurement is smaller than a photon by about the same difference of a pebble to the earth. Nothing that has mass can be that small, nothing that small could produce a photon.

I get the sense live in an old run down trailer with a fat wife and 3 little extras from the movie Idocracy and you watched space nigger neal degrasse tyson try to explain some thing at a 5th grade level and you came up with this. Probably a flat earth retard too.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 8 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 15:29:25 ago (+8/-0)

My wife's flatness is definitely not a theory. A!so, in regards to the spelling mistake, I hope you aren't going to make me walk the Planck on this one.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 18:07:12 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 15:07:11 ago (+3/-0)

yawn,not even "Mildlyinteresting"!

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 18:38:08 ago (+2/-0)

Lame. If the sun was round, why do we only see one side of it? Same for the "allegedly" rotating moon. Yeah, looks the same to me every day I look at it.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 19:37:56 ago (+2/-0)

One guy tried to study the Sun by staring at it for 1 hour straight. He was blinded by science.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 18:32:40 ago (+2/-0)

This sounds like it is a parody.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 19:39:07 ago (+0/-0)

I could use a pair-a-D's right about now.

[ - ] AllOfThem -1 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 15:16:29 ago (+2/-3)

If the Earth was a globe, we would have pictures of planes disappearing nose down on the horizon.

[ - ] zongongo -1 points 3 yearsJun 1, 2022 18:39:57 ago (+0/-1)

They hate your logic.