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What’s the most painless from of suicide

submitted by anon to askanon 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 21:19:48 ago (+11/-4)     (askanon)



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[ - ] Master_Foo 9 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:42:48 ago (+9/-0)

Pussies try to take the most painless form of suicide.

Go to Kensington Ave. Start cleaning up the streets until someone else stops you.

If you want to piss off the Progressives, don't use a gun. Use something Progressives are permissive of. Like Fentanyl. Buy lots and lots of Fentanyl and pass it around in massive doses that will kill hobos.

[ - ] anon 1321335 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:25:55 ago (+4/-0)

Hell, if you do a good enough job, life might become livable.

[ - ] anon 3959052 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 21:32:57 ago (+7/-0)

The exit bag.
Breathing pure nitrogen through a bag or mask. You wont even notice you are running out of oxygen. When the brain gets low on oxygen, you will get giddy and happy, and increasinlgy dumb, and some point to dumb to even take of the mask. eventually pass out and shortly after die.

[ - ] anon 2547254 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:01:07 ago (+1/-0)

So hold an Obiden press conference.

Got it.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 21:22:14 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:35:43 ago (+2/-1)

and what you'll die for too!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:54:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1552873 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:11:31 ago (+6/-0)

Monoxide. But suicide is for faggots. Go get some revenge for the good people of this world first.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 01:59:43 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] anon 3559526 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 02:05:56 ago (+1/-0)

Instead of ending it painlessly, consdider hyper-condensing the pain instead. If you do it right then going to Valhalla will only hurt for about a minute, and the shock might spare you a lot of it.

[ - ] anon 2931547 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 00:31:48 ago (+1/-0)

No fucking kidding.

Global corporate CEOs aren't going to be that difficult to take out.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 06:40:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 3823935 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:06:52 ago (+4/-0)

I remember reading somewhere about a guy that made a shotgun helmet thing. It fired like 10 slugs into his skull with spark plugs to ignite the charges and some failsafes to make sure they went off properly. You can probably 3d print such a thing or modify a bike helmet.

But really, man. We came here for a reason. Stay a while; your problems might not exist eventually.

[ - ] anon 6571204 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 01:36:18 ago (+2/-0)

Saw a suicide where the guy tied a chain to a tree put a loop of it round his neck and drove off at high speed. Really lost his head over that one.

[ - ] anon 2629466 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 21:32:58 ago (+5/-1)

See the book "Final Exit". Or do a search for it. It looks pathetic to ask anonymously on a message board.

[ - ] anon 1867826 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 00:30:30 ago (+3/-0)

Complications from extreme old age while surrounded by countless children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and so on.

[ - ] anon 2609245 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:43:19 ago (+3/-0)

I had a lot of discussions like this recently, as morbid as that sounds. When we hit this topic, I learned a lot of things.

Three of the best possible ways to go are: nitrogen, helium, or just plain water. With the gases there's less of a fight and you just pass out and die. With the water, if you're properly restrained, there's a relief that comes when you cross the threshold of understanding where you know that you're not coming back.

But that being said, the best option is never removing yourself from the chessboard; it's learning how to play checkers.

[ - ] anon 3253868 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 02:02:11 ago (+2/-0)

Dont be a pussy. Clean up the senate or something useful. In minecraft.

[ - ] anon 2526481 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 01:43:29 ago (+2/-0)

How many times do you plan on committing suicide?

If reincarnation is real - Chances are you'll come back as a rat eating Chink, street shitter, or nigger thousands of times before ever getting to be White again.

Of course, reincarnation might not be real. But do you want to take that risk?

Don't spend your time trying to figure out the best way to kill yourself. Instead, spend your time enjoying the fact that you aren't one of the lesser races.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 02:01:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2113818 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 01:19:06 ago (+2/-0)

You are a short time alive and a loooong time dead. Unless you are suffering from some incurable, debilitating disease that makes each moment a living hell you owe it to the rest of us, and to yourself, to live each day to the maximum.

Go forth like the fucking Viking we all dream of being.

[ - ] anon 2100964 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:15:04 ago (+2/-0)

Emoliation.

[ - ] anon 1255808 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:05:44 ago (+2/-0)*

Overdosing on some kind of drug I suspect. It was long suspected Jack London's death was suicide. And he used morphine.

Lately I've heard fentanyl is the ticket. It was the option picked by the Siegers that tried to attack the power grid.

I do not recommend suicide though. You might even go to hell for it.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 07:14:52 ago (+1/-0)

Only weak, Low-T faggots neck themselves.

[ - ] anon 6198603 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 03:12:19 ago (+1/-0)

By killing a bunch of synagogues of satan.

[ - ] anon 3658341 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:18:21 ago (+1/-0)

Exploding vest, plus you get to destroy bad people and gain virtue in the eyes of your creator.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 15:35:50 ago (+0/-0)

Drowning, it doesn't cause pain until someone pumps your chest and drains the lungs.
Having said that, don't be a cunt. I've lived with miserable amounts of pain for 20 years from getting T-boned in a car accident and ejected from the vehicle. Everyday hurts and everyday I do it all over again. Get a woman and have lots of white babies. Make your pain mean something, channel it into positive creation. Or at least go out like a champ and take some Rabbis with you

[ - ] anon 5266218 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 06:38:38 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 2763584 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 06:11:57 ago (+0/-0)

voting

[ - ] anon 1469771 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 04:41:47 ago (+0/-0)

This one is absolutely painless and would be my method of choice if I get terminal cancer, Alzheimer or similar. Use some balloon Helium. You don't realize a thing and drop suddenly unconscious:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 01:57:54 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 3559526 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 02:43:32 ago (+0/-0)

Proper hanging keys the length of the drop to your weight, so the neck snaps cleanly but without gore. It can be very humane and free of struggle.

[ - ] anon 2149313 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 00:23:04 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure if sad anon, or some kike hoping to off a few Whites.

[ - ] anon 2720725 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:27:11 ago (+0/-0)

These aren't funny responses at all

[ - ] anon 1255808 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:52:56 ago (+1/-0)

No, they're not. It's even disturbing how much people have obviously looked into the topic. But...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRy5YNm5mqsNQJv2krjfpzJzX6qLwNjrWFNig&usqp=CAU

[ - ] anon 4079650 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:19:11 ago (+0/-0)

Drink Muriatic acid.

[ - ] anon 3531097 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 21:34:31 ago (+0/-0)

Drugs I'd guess.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 22:40:16 ago (+0/-1)

THE novelist Martin Amis has called for euthanasia booths on
street corners, where elderly people can end their lives with “a martini and a medal”.[Library Service]

[ - ] anon 6571204 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 01:38:17 ago (+1/-0)

Bit like the suicide booths in Futurama