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Now that there are black hobbits, what are the rape stats in the shire?

submitted by rhy to ClownWorld 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:10:45 ago (+24/-0)     (ClownWorld)

Asking for a nigger faggot friend.


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 10 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:37:18 ago (+10/-0)

These used to be such nice hills before my wagon got stolen.

[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 7, 2022 23:29:49 ago (+3/-0)

Depends on the # of nigger hobbits per Capita. Just 1 is too many but you could probably make a math formula using this fact


Botswana has been ranked top of all countries on the rape statistics in the world at 92.93 per 100,000 people.

...and that's a country where rape probably isn't a crime

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 05:40:59 ago (+2/-0)

Which makes me wonder, now that there are black elves, what about the stats for forest robberies?

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 05:59:49 ago (+1/-0)

we need more abortion clinics in the shire

[ - ] Belrick 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 05:04:25 ago (+1/-0)

Not in my lord of the rings universe

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 00:18:50 ago (+1/-0)

My world was rocked, recently, when I learned that the term cul de sac literally translates to bag end. So add it along with jogger and all the rest to the expressions we use to describe niggers and all of their works.

Bilbo Baggins of Bagend is Jamal from Niggerton.

[ - ] taoV 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 00:40:48 ago (+1/-1)

"I do think of the 'Dwarves' like Jews: at once native and alien in their habitations, speaking the languages of the country, but with an accent due to their own private tongue"

--Tolkein, supposedly. A functional schizophrenic in his own right.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 18:54:50 ago (+0/-0)

So, you're saying the Orcs actually won the war for Middle Earth?

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 14:24:46 ago (+0/-0)

No wonder the hobbits don’t have shoes…

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:51:28 ago (+0/-0)

Justice for Sambo Niggins! He was a jolly good Hobbit, he hasn't done much harm to anyone, he just went out to get a pint of ale and a trailmix. He was famed for his lembas and banana sandwiches.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 03:49:40 ago (+0/-0)

Yes

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 00:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

100%

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