Cops came to visit me one night after a fist fight with a neighbor. Eight cops at the door, helicopter above, Mraps at each end of the street. I open the door, they invite me outside. I keep the security screen door closed between us and answer all of their questions through the screen door. They left and I didnât go to jail.
The key is to never let them in, and donât step outside.
A funny. I was underage drinking at a place with some folks and underage girls. I was on the balcony when the cops banged on the door. Some underage chick opens the door, sees the cops, and just slams the door shut. LARWZ! She wins! But then she fled into a closet for no apparent reason and peed all over my friend's clothes.
I was underage drinking at a place with some folks and underage girls.
That was one of the few instances of the cops were actually being useful. The jealous of those who lack the opportunity to drink underage can lead to violence and destroyed family.
The one mistake was answering their questions. Not only is that risky from a legal point of view, it is risky from a violence point of view. The best way to decrease risk of violence is to decrease degree of interaction. If they see you are willing to talk to them they will continue to talk to you. If attempts to talk to you are unfruitful they will get bored and walk away. The goal when talking to police is to make yourself unbearably boring to talk to. The most boring you can get is forcing them into a one sided conversation. Even saying "I don't answer any questions," is a mistake because that is interaction. Just don't answer the question. Is that awkward, yes. Is that the point, yes. If your lips open for any but the most critical reason, you've made a mistake in getting them to go away sooner.
Having a leangthy criminal history, not record, history, and way in the past I might add, I have developed a golden tongue when dealing with these pricks. I do what I do and I get out of most things because I am smarter than them and better at my game than they are at theirs. Not to say I havenât done time before, but those were cases in which they were better at their job at that particular moment than I was at mine, and I paid the price.
Iâm not scared of them because I know what they know. I know what they are looking for and I know what they want to hear. I also know how to word salad by way out of shit and leave them stupified. For instance, in my above mentioned encounter, at the end of the âinterviewâ through the screen door, the sergeant then notified me that âofficer fuckfaceâ was going to make some notes and I informed them that they should have been taking notes the whole time and that I wasnât gonna get hemmed up in attempting to repeat myself, and that this interview was now over, and goodnight. Sergeant got frustrated and informed me that if they had to return again âtonightâ, that they wouldnât knock next time. I told him that wouldnât be wise, yet there would be no respason for his return.
I won that shot by being smarter than them Nd Iâve been doing it since o was 14 years old.
Wouldn't that typically just escalate things even more? If I was a cop and someone was refusing to incriminate himself I'd do everything in my power to fuck him over typically for something worse than he would have stumbled into setting himself up for.
Yup. They know they can't have a standoff unless it's a serious felony. Any type of misdemeanor you can just hold up inside. Without you snitching on yourself it'll be very hard to get a warrant.
A side note, they felt the need to inform me that they knew I had guns. I said, âwell no shit, theyâre all registered, wtf does this have to do with anythingâ? Fucking punks.
Never answer ANY questions! It will be used against you. Stay silent and refuse until you've called a lawyer. Do not go outside or anywhere they have access to physically touch you.
Pigs think "having guns" is a threat. Gives them a license to blow you away pretty much because they "feel threatened". Used to have a 1980s town car and the cops loved pulling me over in it because it's a spic/nigger vehicle of choice. When I would tell them I'm armed (legal obligation) they'd answer "that's fine I'm ready with my fuckin gun".
In a sane world the jury would unanimously consider you innocent, because you are, but their are enough low thought zogbot worshipers to make that risky.
Everyone has seen videos like this, and yet no one is prepared for it. This video should be everyone's incentive to be ready for when they knock on your door.
What even happened? The footage is shit. There doesn't seem to be any foulplay except being there in the first place though the filmer tried to push past or at least advance it looked like.
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The key is to never let them in, and donât step outside.
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Wise.
All should listen to this post.
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At least she has the right idea with the cops.
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That was one of the few instances of the cops were actually being useful. The jealous of those who lack the opportunity to drink underage can lead to violence and destroyed family.
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Non-(((jew)))tube link: https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
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Iâm not scared of them because I know what they know. I know what they are looking for and I know what they want to hear. I also know how to word salad by way out of shit and leave them stupified. For instance, in my above mentioned encounter, at the end of the âinterviewâ through the screen door, the sergeant then notified me that âofficer fuckfaceâ was going to make some notes and I informed them that they should have been taking notes the whole time and that I wasnât gonna get hemmed up in attempting to repeat myself, and that this interview was now over, and goodnight. Sergeant got frustrated and informed me that if they had to return again âtonightâ, that they wouldnât knock next time. I told him that wouldnât be wise, yet there would be no respason for his return.
I won that shot by being smarter than them Nd Iâve been doing it since o was 14 years old.
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Lose lips sink ships
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Say someone ran in and did it.
You are the only witness...
And never open the door
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjw4sv25uMY
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This video should be everyone's incentive to be ready for when they knock on your door.
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...but who will protect you from the police?
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THey may ask you for some help out of the blue and BOOM you are on the ground.
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