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Another reason to BackTheBlue...👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

submitted by deleted to Zogbots 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 05:39:37 ago (+39/-0)     (Zogbots)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 19 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 09:46:54 ago (+20/-1)

Cops came to visit me one night after a fist fight with a neighbor. Eight cops at the door, helicopter above, Mraps at each end of the street. I open the door, they invite me outside. I keep the security screen door closed between us and answer all of their questions through the screen door. They left and I didn’t go to jail.

The key is to never let them in, and don’t step outside.

[ - ] GrayDragon 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:24:19 ago (+8/-0)

"The key is to never let them in, and don’t step outside."

Wise.

All should listen to this post.

[ - ] GrayDragon 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:29:28 ago (+7/-0)

A funny. I was underage drinking at a place with some folks and underage girls. I was on the balcony when the cops banged on the door. Some underage chick opens the door, sees the cops, and just slams the door shut. LARWZ! She wins! But then she fled into a closet for no apparent reason and peed all over my friend's clothes.

At least she has the right idea with the cops.

[ - ] giantprick 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:40:04 ago (+3/-0)

This girl sounds fun

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:45:00 ago (+2/-0)

Would have been better if she peed on the cops. (Well, maybe that came later....)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 20:46:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 07:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

I was underage drinking at a place with some folks and underage girls.

That was one of the few instances of the cops were actually being useful. The jealous of those who lack the opportunity to drink underage can lead to violence and destroyed family.

[ - ] x0x7 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:00:54 ago (+5/-0)

The one mistake was answering their questions. Not only is that risky from a legal point of view, it is risky from a violence point of view. The best way to decrease risk of violence is to decrease degree of interaction. If they see you are willing to talk to them they will continue to talk to you. If attempts to talk to you are unfruitful they will get bored and walk away. The goal when talking to police is to make yourself unbearably boring to talk to. The most boring you can get is forcing them into a one sided conversation. Even saying "I don't answer any questions," is a mistake because that is interaction. Just don't answer the question. Is that awkward, yes. Is that the point, yes. If your lips open for any but the most critical reason, you've made a mistake in getting them to go away sooner.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:49:30 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:43:05 ago (+1/-0)

Having a leangthy criminal history, not record, history, and way in the past I might add, I have developed a golden tongue when dealing with these pricks. I do what I do and I get out of most things because I am smarter than them and better at my game than they are at theirs. Not to say I haven’t done time before, but those were cases in which they were better at their job at that particular moment than I was at mine, and I paid the price.

I’m not scared of them because I know what they know. I know what they are looking for and I know what they want to hear. I also know how to word salad by way out of shit and leave them stupified. For instance, in my above mentioned encounter, at the end of the “interview” through the screen door, the sergeant then notified me that “officer fuckface” was going to make some notes and I informed them that they should have been taking notes the whole time and that I wasn’t gonna get hemmed up in attempting to repeat myself, and that this interview was now over, and goodnight. Sergeant got frustrated and informed me that if they had to return again ‘tonight’, that they wouldn’t knock next time. I told him that wouldn’t be wise, yet there would be no respason for his return.

I won that shot by being smarter than them Nd I’ve been doing it since o was 14 years old.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

Right!!
Lose lips sink ships

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 07:46:32 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't that typically just escalate things even more? If I was a cop and someone was refusing to incriminate himself I'd do everything in my power to fuck him over typically for something worse than he would have stumbled into setting himself up for.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 12:14:37 ago (+2/-0)

Yup. They know they can't have a standoff unless it's a serious felony. Any type of misdemeanor you can just hold up inside. Without you snitching on yourself it'll be very hard to get a warrant.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:45:03 ago (+2/-0)

A side note, they felt the need to inform me that they knew I had guns. I said, “well no shit, they’re all registered, wtf does this have to do with anything”? Fucking punks.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:30:01 ago (+2/-0)

Never answer ANY questions! It will be used against you. Stay silent and refuse until you've called a lawyer. Do not go outside or anywhere they have access to physically touch you.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:08:07 ago (+1/-0)

where do people register guns?

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:31:46 ago (+1/-0)

Probably one of the coastal states

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

Pigs think "having guns" is a threat. Gives them a license to blow you away pretty much because they "feel threatened". Used to have a 1980s town car and the cops loved pulling me over in it because it's a spic/nigger vehicle of choice. When I would tell them I'm armed (legal obligation) they'd answer "that's fine I'm ready with my fuckin gun".

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 22:30:16 ago (+0/-0)

Just say you know they have guns

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 07:43:26 ago (+0/-0)

Is non-compliance not justification enough?

[ - ] giantprick 16 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 06:14:08 ago (+16/-0)

When the cops can assault you legally and you can't do the same

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 11 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 07:25:34 ago (+11/-0)

Your creator doesn’t care about the laws of man.

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 09:16:47 ago (+5/-0)

Government is the only thing we the people can't adequately defend ourselves against. It's the uber-threat.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:24:49 ago (+0/-0)

There are much, much worse things out there than government.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:34:09 ago (+1/-0)

Uhhh, no I can't think of anything worse than gubbermint.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:44:32 ago (+0/-0)

You must live a very sheltered life. Wait until you see what happens after the impending collapse of government.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 09:33:45 ago (+0/-0)

You mean the collapse caused by government, and conditions suddenly changing, also due to government?

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 07:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, now it's illegal to defend yourself against anyone who is useful to the state as well.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 09:32:56 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck I hadn't realized that, exactly the reason. That's depressing.

[ - ] WanderingToast 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 07:40:38 ago (+8/-0)

Get a knife a d stab him in the back of his skull...the other one too...

Say someone ran in and did it.

You are the only witness...

And never open the door

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:34:37 ago (+3/-0)

Base of the skull.. spine. After they're incapacitated stab their head all you want. But your knife could just get stuck in there like an axe in wood

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:41:47 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:56:07 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 13:53:38 ago (+2/-0)

In a sane world the jury would unanimously consider you innocent, because you are, but their are enough low thought zogbot worshipers to make that risky.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 09:57:44 ago (+7/-0)

Fucking pigs. "To protect and serve" their masters. Never the public.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:33:28 ago (+7/-0)

Can't wait. Cops and lawyers need to get it.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:40:16 ago (+6/-0)

Don't forget judges. They need their minecraft build griefed also.

[ - ] Nein 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:35:55 ago (+2/-0)

I come to the realization, that sooooo many need to get it, that it probably is in the nature of the system to want people to kill each other.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 12:15:27 ago (+2/-0)

By the time the rest "get it" America will be a nonwhite majority

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 13:41:36 ago (+2/-0)

That is precisely what the neobolsheviks want.

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:06:18 ago (+5/-0)

Everyone has seen videos like this, and yet no one is prepared for it.
This video should be everyone's incentive to be ready for when they knock on your door.

[ - ] Nein 9 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:36:51 ago (+9/-0)

Never open. If they force themselves in, it's time to kill and die.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly! Never open your door! If they "break in", prepare accordingly.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:24:23 ago (+3/-0)

(((Surrender you guns. The police will protect you.)))

...but who will protect you from the police?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:29:56 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:57:39 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 07:49:49 ago (+0/-0)

Why bother giving them third party references for when they're looking for a new job in the field?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:22:54 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:18:29 ago (+1/-0)

Depends where their loyalties lie.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:16:53 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, it is time to kill the cops. My father was a cop in Philly. He didn't like most cops either.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:42:10 ago (+0/-0)

Talked to a retired cop who said his biggest fear is getting pulled over by a cop.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:38:56 ago (+1/-0)

They were probably hiding unlicensed spoons.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:37:16 ago (+1/-0)

I hated everyone in that clip, right or wrong

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 07:54:07 ago (+0/-0)

What even happened? The footage is shit. There doesn't seem to be any foulplay except being there in the first place though the filmer tried to push past or at least advance it looked like.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:26:59 ago (+0/-0)

This will continue to happen until people realize the truth: https://files.catbox.moe/llg21f.jpg

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:58:21 ago (+0/-0)

What's going on in this video? I can't understand what they're saying. The audio quality isn't that good, and they have a different accent than me.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:14:23 ago (+0/-0)

why were they there?

[ - ] paul_neri -9 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 05:46:58 ago (+1/-10)

We don't know the circumstances so we shouldn't be quick to judge.

[ - ] Huscarl 9 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 06:16:35 ago (+9/-0)

She does ask why and they seem to avoid the question.

[ - ] Dafurius_Nigario 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 08:28:12 ago (+5/-0)

Of all the vids of cops I ve seen, British cops seem to be the most dishonest.

THey may ask you for some help out of the blue and BOOM you are on the ground.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 09:10:01 ago (+7/-1)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:58:54 ago (+3/-0)

Irish, can you niggies not tell accents other than jew York?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:07:35 ago (+1/-0)

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