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My Grandmother in-law gave me a candle.

submitted by OriginalGoat to whatever 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:13:18 ago (+9/-1)     (whatever)

She travelled to Israel in the 90s. She's a Christian cuck, jew-sympathizing "conservative" CNN butt-chugging cunt.

She bought a candle, it had a backstory, she proudly displayed it in her China cabinet with its little plaque.

She is moving and made a big ordeal of gifting this lump of Jew wax to me and I made a big deal of putting it in the middle of the dining room table and lighting it during dinner.

Mother in-law thought it was fucking hilarious, I thought it was hilarious, Grandma refused to eat and left.

Family.


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[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 11:59:48 ago (+4/-0)

Burned something jewish
You Nazi bastard!!1!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:54:37 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:27:00 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, she sounds demented and weird.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:54:30 ago (+2/-0)

I once back in the day spent 80 dollars on a wood carving made from some special tree in Israel.

Ahh to be young and dumb.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 11:21:21 ago (+0/-0)

Was the carving worth it?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 11:42:18 ago (+0/-0)

Bwahaha no. Hell no.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 11:46:10 ago (+1/-0)

Figures, thanks jews

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:26:40 ago (+0/-0)

Aw man, I found this BEAUTIFUL carved platter at some flea market for cheap, with lots of neat little details. Something boaty and oceany, I forget, but it was really pretty. So I put it on the table on the boat. The moisture in the air made it get all warped and ruined over one winter! Damn it!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:18:35 ago (+0/-0)

But was it from Israel?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:22:56 ago (+0/-0)

It was from somewhere weird like vietnam or thailand. If it was from israel I probably wouldn't have even bought it secondhand.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:57:42 ago (+1/-0)

How many jews did you use it to holohoax into ash that carried across europe?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 14:25:13 ago (+0/-0)

WTF, that sounds like a nice gesture honoring her showing appreciation for the gift. Why are people so incredly faggy and dumb all of a sudden?!!?! I could have sworn that people generally used to have some kind of intellect, tact, and reasoning skills up until relatively recently [meaning the last three decades or so]. Maybe everyone was dumb as fuck and as a young stupid person I just couldn't tell yet. But maybe people are also FUCKING GAYTARDED now!

[ - ] germ22 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 13:07:27 ago (+0/-0)

what was so special about this candle?