Dear diary: today we inherited a whole bunch of antiques from some lady and in there was a compact mirror and it was covered in cocaine from 1980s California. Gf was like it's not cocaine it's makeup so I tasted it and my whole mouth went numb and then a car accident happened in front of us it was a - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

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Dear diary: today we inherited a whole bunch of antiques from some lady and in there was a compact mirror and it was covered in cocaine from 1980s California. Gf was like it's not cocaine it's makeup so I tasted it and my whole mouth went numb and then a car accident happened in front of us it was a
submitted by deleted to whatever 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 15:08:16 ago (+10/-0) (whatever)

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[ - ] deleted 12 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 15:10:34 ago (+12/-0)*

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 15:42:12 ago (+9/-0)

I can relate

[ + ] I_am_baal

[ - ] I_am_baal 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 20:01:24 ago (+2/-0)

Understandable

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 17:37:06 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 17:38:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 27, 2022 08:28:07 ago (+0/-0)

Picx or shut the fuck up..ahhoh jbiazbb] nofunv iyf ubxu fikkowo jbiws notg

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[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 07:06:28 ago (+0/-0)

Oooh, had an alcohol-induced Biden moment there...I'm impressed with my own incoherence....

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:09:03 ago (+0/-0)

Cocaine has been pure shit Since Reagan left office.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 18:23:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 18:28:01 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 20:02:31 ago (+3/-0)

It was used as an anesthetic in the dental industry in the early days

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 19:00:21 ago (+1/-0)

This is one of the more surprising things Ive heard lately

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:05:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:39:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. You seem like someone that samples everything.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 19:20:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 19:29:19 ago (+0/-0)

How old were you when you hurt your back? You have stated before that some of these psychadelics changed you. Around what age did that happen?

The mind is a delicate thing. Kids don’t realize that. Alot of adults don’t either.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 3, 2022 19:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

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