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Do Not Eat

submitted by deleted to SimulationTheory 3.0 yearsJun 27, 2022 17:13:29 ago (+45/-4)     (SimulationTheory)

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[ - ] throwawayaccount 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 02:10:30 ago (+2/-0)

If life is a simulation there are faster, less painful ways to escape.
Try shotgun to the head.

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 04:03:57 ago (+1/-0)

It's possible you need a correct sequence of events to trigger it. Maybe suicide would kill you irl by design to weed out the weak

That's the thing about simulation theory - you can't empirically deduce anything because whatever would lie beyond could be anything even things we believe to be physically impossible

[ - ] Greasy 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 01:31:50 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Deathstalker 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 27, 2022 19:51:05 ago (+2/-0)

It's literally sand.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 09:39:49 ago (+0/-0)

I reshare this 1 from time to time.gold

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 04:04:24 ago (+1/-0)

I want more comics like this

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 05:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] giantprick 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 14:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

Quiet you. I'm the only human that exists in the simulation.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 03:20:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 27, 2022 21:26:28 ago (+1/-0)

Haha if only

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 27, 2022 21:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed myself silly.

[ - ] quidgybo 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 27, 2022 19:56:33 ago (+1/-0)

Fun fact. Anti-gas medications are just silica gel in capsules.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 27, 2022 18:11:34 ago (+1/-0)

It's really fine. You can eat the stuff, it's just pretty salty.

[ - ] Aze 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 12:44:15 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking the actual wake-up condition was to die fighting against zog. Doesn't matter how you do it, or when, just that you personally figure this jew earth out enough to know that dieing to resist it is better than living within it.

If you do, you wake up, are congratulated and given citizenship into real-world society.

[ - ] AOUsNameIsDavid 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 01:06:12 ago (+1/-1)

Last panel rings true to all us FE homedogs

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 04:23:20 ago (+1/-1)

Flattards ARE stupid enough to eat the gel packets. Because Big Selica told them not to.

[ - ] AOUsNameIsDavid 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 1, 2022 19:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

Globetards think that the government only lies about some things while they lap up the other bullahit they are fed. Globetards also dont understand simple Spherical trigonometry

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 05:44:32 ago (+0/-0)

Globetards also dont understand simple Spherical trigonometry

Show me your working flattard model that predicts the sun, moon, and stars overhead for any location on Earth.