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We should make stickers informing people of how ethanol fucks up your engine and paste them on all gas pumps

submitted by I_am_baal to whatever 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 00:43:46 ago (+33/-0)     (whatever)

Fuckers are trying to force us to go green by killing our vehicles.


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[ - ] germ22 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 01:17:22 ago (+4/-0)

Not only does it fuck up old motors, it also lowers fuel economy, and cost more fuel to produce than it gives out.

[ - ] I_am_baal [op] 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 01:31:48 ago (+3/-0)

We could have multiple stickers floating around. I came up with this design around the initial message https://files.catbox.moe/fluvhi.png

We could have a hashtag as well, but twitter is gay. So I didn't include one.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 11:52:22 ago (+2/-0)

Clever to include the Check Engine image. It's easily recognized, commands attention and may induce anxiety.

Additionally, it may blend in enough to seem as though its presence was authorized if properly placed.

Great job!

[ - ] I_am_baal [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 11:52:49 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:22:04 ago (+1/-0)

This is indeed brilliant. Thank YOU!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 08:07:04 ago (+3/-0)

Non-ethanol for the win Goats. Depending on where you live it can be hard to find and expensive. Do your best to find it. At the very least, dilute that E15 shit with a few gallons of Non-E. I'm fortunate enough to have moved to a place that sells non-ethanol at the pump and has almost no emissions regulations.

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 08:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

Marinas sell non ethanol gas but it’s more expensive

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 12:02:20 ago (+0/-0)

I miss living in a state that has "recreational gasoline" at the pump. Non-oxy premium makes my turbo happy.

[ - ] temetnosce 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:52:34 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 14:23:55 ago (+2/-0)

Since ethanol is hydrophillic, mix in some water with gas you purchase in a separate tank then skim off the ethenol free gas. But periodically drain the whole tank because gas eating microbes live in water.

[ - ] I_am_baal [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 14:42:14 ago (+1/-0)

That's a neat trick

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 13:40:30 ago (+1/-0)

Big oil gets to cut their product, and car manufacturers keep selling you products with planned obsolescence.

Nothing will change until you make them stop.

[ - ] eongoat 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 04:13:12 ago (+1/-0)

I would have it more of a caution sign and say something like caution, saying Warning! E85 can cause seal damage, only use if you know what you are doing. or something similar.

[ - ] I_am_baal [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 04:29:54 ago (+0/-0)

Not a bad idea. It could evade detection for a while that way.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 10:50:10 ago (+0/-0)

But that would expose the jews! We can't have a sticky thread exposing the jews! It's, like, antisemitic and our lord and savior,system, would never allow that.....

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 09:14:30 ago (+0/-0)

METHANOL CORRODSE YOUR ENGINE PARTS. WHY don't you KNOW that?

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 07:34:48 ago (+0/-0)

Leftist fags or business owners ripped off all the Biden "I did that" stickers in the Philly pumps I've been at.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 01:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

What does it do to the engine?

[ - ] I_am_baal [op] 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 02:12:34 ago (+2/-0)

The ethanol crystalizes and damages seals. Even e85 cars have to run regular gas once every 2,000 miles to clean themselves out.

[ - ] FellowWhite 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 05:37:32 ago (+0/-0)

Even e85 cars have to run regular gas once every 2,000 miles to clean themselves out.

That sounds like its going to get harder with everywhere adding higher and higher ethanol content to their regular gasoline.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 6 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 06:15:19 ago (+6/-0)

You mean the 5% they add to the petrol? Surely 10% won't hurt anything. How bad could 15% really be?

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 18:47:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah how bad could 50% be? Time to get rid of your obsolete car and buy this new one that runs on 95% ethanol.