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What would happen if I added a bench to a park without permission?

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:02:51 ago (+9/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 7 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:23:02 ago (+7/-0)

You would be inviting homeless to camp on either of those benches in a "diverse" area. Best case scenario, the bench would work for that a while and then gradually fall into disrepair since it's not listed on any park maintenance schedule. Worst case scenario, someone falls off one and hurts themselves, and a kike attorney tracks you down to sue.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:19:55 ago (+5/-0)

2nd worst case scenario is someone will remove it.

Worst case scenario it'll be full of niggers when you want to use it

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:10:12 ago (+4/-0)

The area is pretty diverse.
No park benches.

The shitskins stole the park benches and will steal yours if you add one.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:04:12 ago (+1/-0)

What about a 'work' bench?

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:15:21 ago (+1/-0)

I would say they would steal it and sell it, but I've seen otherwise from looting videos.
Work related items are to a nigger, what a Crucifix is to a jew.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:54:22 ago (+2/-0)

Just do it and find out. Let us know what happens.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:06:56 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck around Install a bench and find out.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:09:38 ago (+1/-0)

lol Yup.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:49:35 ago (+1/-0)

The city will spend millions destroying it, most likely.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:05:14 ago (+1/-0)

The city will claim that they installed it.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:12:40 ago (+4/-0)

They will say someone unknown installed a park bench improperly. Then they will spend $10,000 removing a $100.00 bench that is just sitting there. THEN they will Properly install a bench for $200,000.00. and then there will be bums and niggers sleeping on it when you return

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:22:35 ago (+1/-0)

~The End~

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 20:41:36 ago (+1/-0)

I would say 10k is crazy but my friend who is a piece of shit bid on a city job to fix a bathroom or build one.. I mean small 1 day project.. he bid 65k thinking it was ridiculous... he was the lowest bid and got it! Ended up taking two days cost him about 3k in labor and materials

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 20:53:37 ago (+0/-0)

Right. A bench,just sitting there on the ground. One guy should be able to take it apart and throw it in the back of a hatchback.

$10,000.00

Sounds right

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:49:06 ago (+1/-0)

Put a nice one up with a fancy placard on it and nobody will mess with it. Given you dont dedicate it to Sir Licma Bauls

[ - ] Icemota 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 30, 2022 00:03:43 ago (+1/-0)

I would buy a collapsible chair that has a bag with a shoulder strap. Easier to buy a cheap chair to carry with you to use rather than build a bench.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

Some council working cuck will probably reee the fuck out and remove it.

Seriously, you can't even do something good and helpful for your town, without some asshole local authority shutting it down.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:01:04 ago (+0/-0)

Finally wild animals will have a place to hang out.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 23:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

They would remove it, and possibly ticket you for leaving it there. They probably want to reduce traffic in that park, so they deliberately have no benches.

If by some chance they would welcome benches, ask whoever is in charge (ciyt council, etc.) They might welcome a bench.

[ - ] SturmUndTrinker 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 2, 2022 11:07:04 ago (+0/-0)

I don't remember the town, but some park needed some stairs on a steep hillside, the city estimated the stairs would be around $50,000.00 to build. Some local guy thought that was ridiculous and built them for $500.00 of his own money. So, the city was outraged and tore his stairs down and built the $50,000 stairs. My guess is you'd get a ticket for illegal dumping.