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The Shield Maiden is Ready

submitted by deleted to TikTok 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:23:59 ago (+24/-4)     (TikTok)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 18 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:30:33 ago (+18/-0)

LOL What a fucking retard.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:44:47 ago (+4/-0)

Its what happens when you believe your own bullshit. Life is no video game.

[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 18:00:40 ago (+12/-0)

He looks ridiculous.

[ - ] calx 11 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:29:31 ago (+11/-0)

This is why the flammenwerfer was invented.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 23:03:38 ago (+4/-0)

We are gonna werf so much flammen, I tell you hwat.

[ - ] Phutex 10 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:53:26 ago (+10/-0)

What an astounding waste of time, money, effort and direction - and not just the video posturing but on all fronts of this wastrel’s life.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 20:29:54 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 7 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 23:02:19 ago (+7/-0)

Wow. I guess my .308 will be useless if the enemy is in cosplay. LOL.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 05:58:16 ago (+1/-0)

LOl, i'll save a bullet and give it a blood choke until it pisses itself ...

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 07:42:20 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly my train of thought. A small 14 year old boy could take that thing out.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:46:26 ago (+6/-0)

Oh christ.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 5 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:02:45 ago (+5/-0)

Anyone else scared shitless now? Me neither.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:34:01 ago (+3/-0)

I already mentally shot it to put it out of our misery

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 20:24:06 ago (+4/-0)

what a delusional fuck tard. my bet is 40% club coming up

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:43:45 ago (+4/-0)

Im sure that will defend it from bullets just fine

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 20:27:30 ago (+3/-0)

If you don't know the difference between a Pagan and a LARPagan this is it. What a shameful embarrassment.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:47:32 ago (+3/-0)

The crazy eyes

[ - ] Temp20210918c 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 23:59:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, he actually is a little bit scary in the crazed, don't know what he might try, probably can't be reasoned with -sense. He seems just as likely to chop off his own dick as he is to try to bite a chunk out of your leg.

[ - ] FellowWhite 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 09:30:22 ago (+1/-0)

He seems just as likely to chop off his own dick as he is to try to bite a chunk out of your leg.

Good chance he already did the first one just fine.

[ - ] meffmouff 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 20:35:14 ago (+2/-0)

Without a doubt, actual heathens have been some of the most right wing folk I've ever met. This tranny is only going to attract other freaks jewing up heathenry with their pagan evangelist larping.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 04:54:22 ago (+2/-0)

LMFAO

Reaching new levels of cringe.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 05:05:05 ago (+2/-0)

Listen up, bigots. Zhe shaved zhis head. It's fucking on, now. A shaved head automatically adds +10 attack, +7 defense, and +25 charisma.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 05:59:35 ago (+2/-0)

I hope it gets -100% health in it's first physical altercation

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 05:57:39 ago (+2/-0)

If this was my shield maiden, I'd kill it first and just battle to death without a shield. My odds of survival would only improve. How does this twatless twit study anything about Nordic history and think,"I would have been such a badass maiden"? It would have been roasted on a spit during a hard winter

[ - ] Nozyedys 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 18:07:31 ago (+1/-0)

It's a childs brain in an adults body.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 18:17:16 ago (+1/-0)

This freak has just entered the final stages of terminal existence...death is at it's door.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:32:42 ago (+1/-0)

The troon dies first get it?

You transfags my get me in a rush but not before I turn this degenerates head into a canoe get me?

[ - ] headfire 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 22:58:16 ago (+1/-0)

Iconic.

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 00:34:09 ago (+1/-0)

Someone should tell that man to stop pretending to be a girl.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 04:59:39 ago (+1/-0)

just when i think i can't possibly hate people more

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 06:00:02 ago (+1/-0)

Mental much?

[ - ] goat777 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 06:43:26 ago (+1/-0)

This thing looks like it would kill itself if you laughed at it.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 08:40:19 ago (+1/-0)

You too could be part of the special people movement… just be retard.

[ - ] FellowWhite 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 09:29:20 ago (+1/-0)

You know, I didn't think it was possible but his normal outfit is more cringe inducing than the cosplay.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 16:44:16 ago (+1/-0)

OP is a faggot for making me see this

[ - ] armday2day 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2022 01:18:26 ago (+0/-0)

Tempted to down vote for making me lay eyes on that disgusting abomination.