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Asking the real questions

submitted by HeyJames to whatever 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 08:39:23 ago (+109/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] con77 12 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 11:31:14 ago (+12/-0)

I called a Navy recruiter last week and told the black bitch that answered the phone that I was a trans woman and a muslim. She was all about it.

[ - ] Mestizospic86 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 12:59:53 ago (+3/-0)

Can you imagine how that would have have played out in 2001? It would have been a prank call recording.
I can't believe I used to think prank calls were funny when I was younger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 21:40:14 ago (+1/-0)

I remember the older enlisted guys laughing about the kinder gentler military and saying shhhhh don't ask don't tell then laughing.

I can only imagine the head explosions that happen when those guys read they gave a mentally ill health advisor the rank of admiral for not even doing one day of active duty and continues to walk the earth as a traitor with stolen valor.

[ - ] allahead 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 13:59:49 ago (+2/-0)

They need all the moist holes they can get on those fucking boats.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 15:47:52 ago (+4/-0)

US Navy boats are floating whorehouses and gay discos

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 21:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

Always have been always will be

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 21:37:46 ago (+0/-0)

Owwwwheyyylllzzz yeeeyahhh xir!!!

[ - ] puppy528 8 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 11:07:44 ago (+8/-0)

It's a natural and expected part of serving overseas.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 15:12:51 ago (+6/-0)

Joining the army is inherently cucking yourself anyway. Fighting against your own interests. Traveling far from home and leaving your wife should be a last resort.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 15:31:54 ago (+0/-0)

But I wanted to blow shit up. And I did! Thank you Army.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 21:41:50 ago (+0/-0)

I miss the human target practice

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 20:52:57 ago (+0/-0)

Travel to distant lands,meeting foreign people and killing them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 21:42:31 ago (+1/-0)

killing them.

Gudded them.

[ - ] TheYiddler 5 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 10:04:35 ago (+5/-0)

Make those social media managers earn their shekels.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 10:32:05 ago (+3/-0)

I wish I could have seen the laughter on this.

[ - ] heraclitus 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 10:59:44 ago (+2/-0)

this is the way

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 12:09:40 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking awesome.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2022 21:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

What was the response? I've overheard many military phone calls during deployments.

Fuck that shit.