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Socks causing heart disease

submitted by deleted to DeathVax19 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 14:43:20 ago (+6/-2)     (DeathVax19)

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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 4 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 15:32:08 ago (+4/-0)

I love how they can't even be bothered to put a picture of a foot with their bullshit article. Just throw in the stock photo of a dude clutching his heart and call it a day.

"Argh, my socks are too tight, it's making my heart hurt!"

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 5, 2022 00:37:49 ago (+0/-0)

"Guess I'll die"

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 14:49:51 ago (+4/-0)

I guess I've been ignoring this sign since I was a fucking kid. This bullshit all started when Obama had propaganda legalized and Zion Don didn't do anything about it.

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 14:56:52 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah what was that called?

[ - ] meat 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 15:06:26 ago (+2/-0)

Smith-Mundt Modernization Act

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 5, 2022 00:38:11 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks man. Insanity.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 17:42:06 ago (+2/-0)

Similarly, a fresh cotton ball and bandaid on your arm and the “I got the vaccine booster” sticker on your shirt as you leave the grocery store is an early sign of heart disease (and stroke, and seizures, and AIDS, and sterility, and bells-palsy, and hepatitis, and SADS, and various cancers, and incurable stupidity……).

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 15:07:15 ago (+2/-0)

So I don’t have heart disease anymore a little while after I take my socks off? That’s good to know.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 14:48:38 ago (+2/-0)

Good thing I am not wearing socks right now!

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 17:43:34 ago (+3/-0)

The socks under my sandals are up to my knees, therefore I don’t have a line around my ankles. I’m also good.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 18:59:53 ago (+1/-0)

Safety first!!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:00:47 ago (+0/-0)

Stinky

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 22:59:51 ago (+1/-0)

Socks do not cause heart disease.

If your heart gets weak, it fails to pump enough fluid through your kidneys for you to pee out. Then you swell up. If your shoes do not tie as tightly as they used to because the tops of your feet are swolen, you have a problem. If you can not clearly see the bony parts of your ankles because your ankles are swolen, you have a problem.

If your legs swell up, your socks may leave lines where they did not before, but that is an odd thing to look for.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:03:28 ago (+1/-0)

When the media has become too powerful - even clickbait ads manifest as real to the brainwashed

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 17:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

Tight socks cause heart disease? That's a new one on me.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 15:02:04 ago (+1/-0)

Shit, I have the mark of death

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 22:39:30 ago (+0/-0)

Socks causing heart disease
It doesn't say it causes it; it says it may be a sign you have heart disease.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:05:47 ago (+1/-1)

Okay, I will go against the grain here and posit that this is not jab related per se and does have some grounds to be somewhat true, albeit indirectly. Of course, the title of the article is obviously sensational hyperbole, but OP’s title here is just false. I think what the article is probably talking about as oedema as a strong sign of high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease. So if your socks are leaving heavy marks on your ankles that do not spring back fast enough, you so indeed have a serious problem and should get your ass to the doctors.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager -1 points 3.0 yearsJul 4, 2022 15:46:22 ago (+0/-1)

Oh fuck. I’ve got this. I hope the civil war starts before my sock lines take me. I have some ‘things’ I need to do.