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Beaner Fla. cop drunk driving in cruiser with open beer can

submitted by PostWallHelena to Beaners 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 14:27:51 ago (+48/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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That’s totally cool.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10994407/To-protect-swerve-Drunk-Florida-cop-caught-driving-nearly-five-times-legal-limit.html

Don’t forget those amazing beaner cops in Uvalde. This is the typical performance of cops all over the spic world.

Viva la Meh-hee-co!


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 14:33:33 ago (+3/-0)

All cops are drunks

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 9 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 14:44:53 ago (+9/-0)

Beaners are the reigning champs of drunk driving.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 11 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 15:24:01 ago (+11/-0)

My friend was riding his motorcycle when he was plowed over by a drunk Mexican illegal.
Guy lost a full ride sports scholarship because the doctors had to open him up like a gutted fish to fix his insides.
Went from being a star athlete to needing a walker to get around.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 15:36:06 ago (+5/-0)

Tragic.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 16:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

Not trying to diminish your bud, however if only he rode his bike faster that would not have happened.
Evidently, according to actual research, many vehicle accidents happen within a few km's of one's home, therefore the idea is to limit the amount of time one spends on the road by travelling as fast as you can in the danger area ...

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:40:02 ago (+0/-0)

Your logic is indisputable!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 21:02:52 ago (+0/-0)

Beaner was given housing assistance and free ride to college.

Now plays in MLB.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 15:02:42 ago (+6/-0)

And getting fat

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 18:59:59 ago (+1/-0)

They're the most prolific, but they don't do it well. Native redskin genes can't handle alcohol.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:40:48 ago (+0/-0)

Good thing mine are tempered by Irish genes!

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 15:36:17 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not a cop.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 17:56:50 ago (+1/-0)

You would be at least as good as that guy.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 18:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 00:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

I thought they were on drugs

[ - ] JewNitedStates 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 15:23:53 ago (+4/-1)

Can you blame him? The man has to put shitskins in nigger storage all day.
"BUUU HE DINDU NUFFIN HE WUZ ON HIS WAY 2 CHURCH!" They repeatedly tell him.

Poor feller.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 21:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

Eeeeetz deyz kultcha!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 16:05:49 ago (+3/-0)

I'll drink to that!

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

I'll drink to the fact that you're going to drink to that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 21:00:19 ago (+0/-0)

I already drank to both of you drinking to that

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 17:39:06 ago (+1/-0)

TIL Benadryl is used for insomnia.

Why did he take three benadryl before his shift started? Dude wanted to be high...and you "can't" do drugs while a cop.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 17:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah. Lots of people use it for their kids because its pretty safe.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 18:11:02 ago (+0/-0)

I get the use of doping you or a loved one with it to persuade sleep, but I would believe a news article would only list "official uses".

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 18:18:37 ago (+2/-0)

The active ingredient is actual used in many sleep aids like unisom. I don’t think its off label actually.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 18:51:34 ago (+1/-0)

They're called road sodas for a reason.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 21:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

Aye luhs me some mountain soedy