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If there is anyone on this board who is a Doctor or highly trained Nurse (Nurse Practitioner?) please hit me up in a private message

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 01:21:09 ago (+3/-1)     (whatever)

I have a serious, private question.


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[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 05:14:45 ago (+6/-0)

Relax as much as possible and the gerbil will slide out of your rectum on its own.

[ - ] TheMan 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 29, 2022 22:37:31 ago (+1/-0)

Relax as much as possible and the gerbil will slide out of your rectum on its own.

Excellent advice, you should take it, Queens.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 01:47:54 ago (+3/-0)

Hope it ends up being ok, whatever it is

[ - ] Weredawg 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 01:57:29 ago (+5/-0)

I bet he did something to his dick.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 03:55:48 ago (+4/-0)

My guess is well see him on real life ER getting something "removed".

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 04:08:31 ago (+4/-0)

He did say it involves privates

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 04:26:20 ago (+0/-0)

Good point (no pun intended).

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 09:04:02 ago (+1/-0)

Or the TV remote is in his ass again

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 05:19:51 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, BigGayFromQueens, it's AIDS. Yes, it's terminal. No, no one will miss you.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 05:49:45 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 11:39:50 ago (+2/-0)

the problem is that you are too fat.

solve that first, then everything will fall in place.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 03:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

I'm neither BigGuy but I've read a bit about the Covid and it sounds like you've caught it and are too embarrassed to admit it around White Supreemacists. Ok, so you're unvaxxed. Go and see a doctor about getting antiviral drugs. They'll be very expensive unless you fit certain exceptions. In Aus $1000 a pop.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 04:18:40 ago (+3/-1)

How does it sound like I have Covid? Where am I even asking about symptoms at all? If I had Covid, how would inject it in myself be helpful? You’re a fucking retard.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 04:22:24 ago (+2/-0)

It's ok.Relax, BigGuy relax. I know you're trying to appear tough in front of the bros but the fact is your immune system is weak and you succumbed to the virus. Swallow your pride, BigGuy. and start the anti-viral treatment.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 07:24:09 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine taking antivirals for a commom cold.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 07:25:39 ago (+0/-0)

I can't.I mean how dumb.They should be taken for the Covid.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 15:02:03 ago (+0/-0)

Oh right. The common cold is caused by things like Adenoviruses and Coronaviruses and isn't a very deadly disease outside of the extremely elderly or unhealthy. No one should be worried about it outside of old age homes.

What causes Covid again? Something much different and scarier I imagine? I'm afraid I haven't kept up to date on these new illnesses.

[ - ] popticalillusion 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 10:25:54 ago (+2/-0)

You seriously can't tell they're just trolling you for a joke? Welcome to VOAT.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2022 11:39:44 ago (+4/-0)

Neri is a well-known vax faggot.

[ - ] TheMan 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 13, 2022 21:47:15 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, you either put something in your butt that doesn't belong there or your dick in something you shouldn't have.
You're funnier than Monty Python.