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Cheap date

submitted by Gowithit to whatever 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 19:57:53 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

Kid volunteered at pantry today told me about a couple that came in.

Couple( I didn't get a why they were disgusting but thats how she described them) was going through the tables and when they got to the dessert table where you can pick like a pastry she said the woman was trying to act all cute doing the whole " oh I don't know which one to get " which one yada yada

The man then started telling this woman " don't worry girl, you can pick whatever you want.I got you."

My daughter said she had to hold back the you're not paying for it it's free.


Thank God she did because the first time she met the bishop at that church just out loud to his face she told him he had a weak handshake. I died. So I've been worried about her filter.

But going back to the couple woo you guys are going to have it made in Venezuela 3.0


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[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 23:17:11 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking WHAT?!

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 23:33:55 ago (+1/-0)

Right?? Didn't know you could get away with that move did you? Welcome to 2022.

[ - ] FeedYourMead 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 21:09:11 ago (+0/-0)

Paedo priests...

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 20:51:50 ago (+0/-0)

Church? Really?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 20:58:38 ago (+0/-0)

For a date? sure.why not.

Or where else do they do food pantries?

Or the handshake thing? I know I'm mortified.

Do I go to this church ? No.my mom does. It's Baptist but whatever. She likes it.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 00:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

I’m very Leary of churches anymore, even small ones, ever since I found out how much nigger support they do. All the feeding of the children and missionary work to house colored trash in other countries. I would send my kids to a Christian school if I had little ones, but I wouldn’t give a dime to a church.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 22:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

You. You're not fucking up. You and your husband get a POTB. Also, all clergy have weak handshakes. We can debate why that is, but I think we all know.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 11:22:16 ago (+0/-0)

I like your daughter. She sounds like she has her shit together a lot better than most younguns these days. Don't worry about her filter.
The "disgusting" part about the couple was that he was a nigger and she was white. Ask your daughter and let me know what she says, please.
I work with a nigger that purposely found the whitest woman he could find that would marry him. "I got you" is one of his favorite sayings. He tells his white beastiality whore, "I got you", all the time.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 12:06:10 ago (+0/-0)

The pantry? What’s that?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 12:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

At a church about once a month ,some do it every week, you go and they give you food. It may be a day or two after sell by date but those items are usually frozen before they are given .