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going to church

submitted by boekanier to whatever 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 02:28:37 ago (+22/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 18:08:42 ago (+0/-0)

But having a Y chromosome absolutely makes you a male.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 12:55:02 ago (+0/-0)

But living in Europe or America makes the sun people Europeans, right?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 12:44:00 ago (+0/-0)

Some of the biggest whores I ever knew were church-goers

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 12:39:03 ago (+0/-0)

I'd say going to church these days makes you less of a Christian

Imagine going to a church with such little faith and such hate of white people that the pastor is a fat faggot who won't allow people to wear mask while praising Isreal and pushing zionism...

Your leading is a fucking traitor faggot fat ass who hates white people and loves jews and has such little faith in God he believes lying kikes about wearing mask...

What the fuck get out of the church and get moral

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 11:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

But if you take communion and act out ritualized cannibalism, going to church makes you a shabbos goy.

[ - ] Nagasaki -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 11:05:49 ago (+0/-1)

Islam is what you're seeking.

https://quran.com/21/30?translations=131

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 11:15:06 ago (+1/-0)

Why would I care about a golem religion even dumber than christianity? My ancestors worshipped Wotan before the jews destroyed our ancestral faith, I'd sooner go back to that than some jew religion.

[ - ] Nagasaki -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 11:41:23 ago (+0/-2)

My ancestors worshipped Wotan

Unless Wotan is an old Nordic name of the one who made the heavens from nothing, the one one who owns life and death, and the owner of heaven and hell, your ancestors were on clear-cut falsehood.

Why would I care about a golem religion even dumber than christianity?

So that you end up in paradise, with your maker well pleased with you, and avoid his punishment for the one who belies and turns away.

You utter that without even an iota of knowledge on the topic.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 12:43:09 ago (+1/-0)

This guy is claiming to know the truth about God.

Please please tell us more about the fucking thing that created all reality I'm sure you know the one true real faith and God.

Try watching life of Brian and get a reality check you pretentious dick sucking churchian faggot soy boy

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 15:23:51 ago (+0/-0)

Jew TV is for retards

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 10:32:23 ago (+1/-0)

The same for talking about God and spirituality.

You believe that God is one. Good for you! Even the demons believe that—and shudder.

James 2:19.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 15:47:47 ago (+0/-0)


Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well. The devils also believe — and tremble.

[ - ] Nagasaki -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 11:04:06 ago (+0/-1)

This monotheism that "James" narrates is the essence of Islam. You do not have the Gospel as Jesus (upon him be peace) delivered it.

"Paracletos" in Aramaic is "Ahmed".

Read the Quran for yourself. It is a book without doubt. It has always been memorized in entirety without debate.

https://quran.com/5/82-84?translations=131

[ - ] ArnoBreker 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 12:16:04 ago (+2/-0)*

Muhammed was a child molester and is burning in Hell. The Quran is full of ridiculous contradictions. 9-yr old Fatima, child bride. You can't deny it.

http://www.catholicapologetics.info/apologetics/islam/contra.htm

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Jesus Christ was God incarnate and the true messiah. The only reason Islam was even remotely successful was because it was spread through violence. Jihad is literally the basis of your fake-religion, conversion through violence. God, through His only-begotten Son, calls for a conversion of heart. The difference is infinite.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 12:41:15 ago (+1/-1)

I agree alot but the true jihad is an inner struggle of a man to be moral...

I don't like Islam or Muslims but the true jihad concept I can see being a good thing I believe more in stoicism and philosophy so non of the organized jew religions are for me anything to do with the middle east desert sand niggers jews especially can fuck off and has nothing to do with my white European high trust societies

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 17:10:06 ago (+0/-0)

Contextually jihad has never meant that, it's always meant conversion by the sword. You see this in Islamic nations today, they interpret it correctly by killing those who do not submit to Islam. At least those who kill by the sword for Islam are consistent. Those who say it's just a moral conversion are dishonestly interpreting it. Even Mohammedans can't agree on what it means anymore, but those who say it means violent forced conversion are correct because that's what Mohammed himself practiced, the lying, bloodthirsty, child-molester.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 18:05:35 ago (+0/-0)

Is marriage with the pleased permission of a woman's father equivalent to child molestation?

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 22:11:53 ago (+0/-0)

If it's before puberty (13-14 years old), then yes.

God gave women puberty for a reason. A Father doesn't have the right to give his daughter away before puberty, that's against the natural law.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 21, 2022 07:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

What if a woman hits puberty at the age of 10?

And who the hell are you to define "natural law"?

The Prophet Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wasalam) had over 10 other wives who had almost all been married previously.

None of them ever recorded him as striking them or even raising his voice at them.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 21, 2022 08:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

10yr old girls are not mentally, psychologically and emotionally mature enough yet to have children. 10yr-olds going into puberty is an exception to the rule because of modern hormones in food, that never used to happen prior to the modern age.

Natural Law is defined by God and written on the heart of man, it can be deduced by natural reason alone, Plato and Aristotle did a good job of it without ever having heard any revelation. I don't define it, God does, but you're blinded by sin, so it won't make sense to you.

I couldn't care less what the child-molesting polygamist who was deceived by Satan recorded. If they recorded him doing that he probably would have slit their throat.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 15:27:23 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus Christ was God incarnate

You'll eat these words after you die. Jesus ate food and walked the marketplace just like every other human being who has ever lived.

Get out of here with this incoherent theology. The Koine Greek also records David and the other prophets as so-called "son" of God. It means servant. You got tricked by nefarious pseudo-translations that put a capital "S" in "son" when there isn't even capitalization in Aramaic.

Jihad is literally the basis of your fake-religion, conversion through violence.

It is unanimously agreed among Islamic jurists that forced conversion is empty and meaningless.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 17:00:42 ago (+0/-0)*

You'll eat these words after you die. Jesus ate food and walked the marketplace just like every other human being who has ever lived.

No, I won't. Jesus Christ is God. He is God in the flesh, He entered His own creation by taking on human nature to destroy sin and death. Mohammedans such as yourself have absolutely no answer to this because you don't understand the nature of sacrifice, atonement and redemption. Abraham did all these things, he was a precursor of Christ, but Christ was the ultimate sacrifice. God desires sacrifice.

You are correct, Jesus Christ ate food, was born of the Virgin Mary, suffered, died, was buried, and on the third day rose again from the dead. Why? Because God is perfectly humble and wished to show His creatures how good He is. What greater act of love could there be than Almighty God becoming man and taking all sins upon His own human nature that He entered into and destroying it by dying and rising again? The original sin of Adam and Even locked us out of Heaven. Jesus Christ restored the soul by eliminating original sin. You have no answer to this because your religion is made up by Mohammed the child-molester.

It is unanimously agreed among Islamic jurists that forced conversion is empty and meaningless.

I don't care what your polygamist, child-raping, female-part destroying "scholars" have to say. They ignore the true history of Islam and Mohammed. You cannot deny that the Quran calls for violent Jihad, it always has, it's literally in your so-called "holy" book. History doesn't lie, Mohammed was a filthy war-monger who "converted" people by the sword. There was no true conversion in Islam because it's a false religion. It has always been a religion based on carnal pleasure. Your religion is so focused on sex that you honestly believe you'll get virgins in Heaven, your own special harem because all Mohammed could think about was his dong. It has no place in the kingdom of God.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 17:46:29 ago (+0/-0)*

Do you find it odd that Barabbas' first name was Jesus, and that "Barabbas" is literally Hebrew for "son of the father"?

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Barabbas-biblical-figure

How plainly obvious need it be until you change your mind?

Do you find it odd that the Coptics made Pilate a saint?

They let the correct Jesus go from prison and God responded to his prayer in the garden...

the one in which Jesus fell flat on his face and prostrated to God. God ascended Jesus outright to be with Him until his second coming.

Why do you think Jesus prostrated to himself in the garden, if I'm understanding your trinity claim?

Why does Jesus need to pray if he is the omnipotent creator whom Jesus literally called "eschad - singular" in Hebrew? How can a singular entity be non-singular?

What was Jesus saying in the garden?

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 21, 2022 08:38:46 ago (+0/-0)

Do you find it odd that Barabbas' first name was Jesus, and that "Barabbas" is literally Hebrew for "son of the father"?

Not sure what Barabbas has to do with anything, he was a criminal who was set free instead of Jesus Christ.

Do you find it odd that the Coptics made Pilate a saint?

Coptic Orthodox are not traditional Catholic, they're schismatic heretics, they do not have the true faith, so their canonization of Pilate to sainthood is invalid. They have nothing to do with traditional Catholicism.

the one in which Jesus fell flat on his face and prostrated to God. God ascended Jesus outright to be with Him until his second coming.

Why do you think Jesus prostrated to himself in the garden, if I'm understanding your trinity claim?

You have to understand that God incarnated in Human nature without losing the any part of His divinity. The Son (Word/Image) proceeds from the Father (Being/Will), He is begotten, not made in an eternal embrace. Plato got very close to Trinitarian theology without even having heard of Judaism, and certainly not Catholicism.

Regarding prostration, if you understand why God incarnated in the person of Jesus Christ, it would make perfect sense to you. He incarnated in order to redeem man from sin. He took all suffering, sin, and death upon Himself in an act of supreme sacrifice which is eternal, thereby paying the infinite debt imposed by sin because of it's offense to God's glory. Only God Himself can pay the debt, this is why Jesus Christ is so important and amazing. God became like one of us in order to redeem us perfectly. That's how much He loves us. His prostration was just one act of many.

Why does Jesus need to pray if he is the omnipotent creator whom Jesus literally called "eschad - singular" in Hebrew? How can a singular entity be non-singular?

Jesus's humanity was united to the divinity hypostatically (which I linked you to the definition), but He was perfectly human and perfectly divine. Jesus prayed in order to sanctify and teach us prayer perfectly. He still had human nature, he became like one of us, and although He was omniscient, God the father often blocked the vision of the Godhead to His humanity in order that His will might be more perfectly fulfilled. God wanted to show us what it meant to be perfectly holy in our human nature united to Him. Jesus prayed to the Father, who is a singular person in the Trinity, 3 persons, one God. The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit. They are 3 in one.

What was Jesus saying in the garden?

You can read it in any of the gospels.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 8, 2022 07:22:58 ago (+0/-0)

He was perfectly human and perfectly divine

Can you define what it means to be divine?

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 8, 2022 08:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

God.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 09:05:11 ago (+0/-0)

perfectly human and perfectly divine

Can you define each of these words. I want to understand how you don't see this is a trivially obvious oxymoron.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 09:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

Sure. It's not an oxymoron, it appears to be on the surface, but let's dig deeper. It's also not something you can perfectly grasp with reason alone. You need to the grace of God to understand it.

The humanity of Jesus Christ was created by God miraculously in the womb of the Blessed Virgin Mary by supernatural means, not by natural means of copulation.

Gospel of Luke Chapter 1:

"[26]And in the sixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God into a city of Galilee, called Nazareth, [27] To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary. [28] And the angel being come in, said unto her: Hail, full of grace, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women. [29] Who having heard, was troubled at his saying, and thought with herself what manner of salutation this should be. [30] And the angel said to her: Fear not, Mary, for thou hast found grace with God.

[31] Behold thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and shalt bring forth a son; and thou shalt call his name Jesus. [32] He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the most High; and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of David his father; and he shall reign in the house of Jacob for ever. [33] And of his kingdom there shall be no end. [34] And Mary said to the angel: How shall this be done, because I know not man? [35] And the angel answering, said to her: The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the most High shall overshadow thee. And therefore also the Holy which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

[36] And behold thy cousin Elizabeth, she also hath conceived a son in her old age; and this is the sixth month with her that is called barren: [37] Because no word shall be impossible with God. [38] And Mary said: Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it done to me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her."


The Word, or the Son of God (2nd person of the Blessed Trinity), became incarnate in a created human nature by God. This human nature, although created, is perfectly united to the divinity. Divinity is God. God is divine. This Godhead is united perfectly to his humanity in His intellect and Will, they are one and the same. Perfectly united.

https://catholicism.org/scripture-christ-divinity.html

I can point you to 2000 years of writings that explain this, but this is sufficient for now.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 11, 2022 13:29:37 ago (+0/-0)

Can you just define the English words human and divine in simple language for me.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 00:01:55 ago (+0/-0)

https://quran.com/5/116?translations=47,25,41,32,42,40,85,18,22,101,17,21,19,95,84,89

Here is what all Muslims believe that Jesus Christ will say to God on the day of resurrection, regarding the topic you've addressed here.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 17:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

God didn't kill Himself...

He is not like anything in the creation.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 21, 2022 08:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

Not in His divinity no, but He allowed Himself to be murdered by the Jews in His humanity.

Read about the Hypostatic Union of two natures here: https://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07610b.htm

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 14:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

Go fuck a goat. Fuck mohammed the so calles profet, piss be upon it. If I had a quran I would use it as toilet paper.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 15:49:18 ago (+0/-0)

Allahu Haram!!!

[ - ] TalkUsername7777 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 09:48:28 ago (+0/-0)

The Everlasting Man is highly recommended.

[ - ] Nagasaki -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 11:11:05 ago (+0/-2)

Chesterton doesn't want Christianity to become "mythology". He fails to do even a cursory reading of the major books of world religion: Quran and the remnants of the Gospel, Avesta, Bhagavad Gita, Torah, Analects, etc.

If he did, he would have realized that ever single nation was sent a warner and a Prophet of God who enjoined monotheism.

His final conclusion would be that Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wasalam) was the final warner, and that the Quran is the final warning from our maker.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 13:00:46 ago (+0/-0)

You are a paki, aren’t you? A paki with a Japanese moniker trying to “spread” a religion he understands nothing of because it’s not his racial or lingual religion. Yeah, get fucked by a donkey like your fellow countrymen.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 15:22:35 ago (+0/-0)

pagan I told you before I was born in rural US of A. My mother is Nordic and my father is English/Irish

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 03:23:31 ago (+1/-0)

I like Chesterton's books on Christianity are good. Think his detective stuff sucks

He was part of the circle of CS Lewis & Tolkien, adamant Christians who infused their work with it and discussed it and argued it forever.

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 03:20:05 ago (+2/-4)

To be a good Christ-Cuck, you have to believe with all your heart that a Jew is your (((Lord and Savior)))

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 03:24:07 ago (+3/-1)

Same old total ignorance about Christianity Jews spew.

[ - ] ArnoBreker -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 12:22:16 ago (+0/-2)

There's literally nothing more Jewish than hating on Christianity, specifically Catholicism. You're doing (((their))) work for them. lol

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 13:04:51 ago (+1/-1)

Catholicism is infested with jesuits, pedophiles, and globobankers. What's next, defending literal synagogues?

[ - ] ArnoBreker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 13:26:09 ago (+0/-0)

Show me where in Christ's teaching it says being a heretic, pedophile or usurious banker is good. I'll wait.

I didn't realize that being a perfect saint was required for every member of Catholicism in order for it to be a valid religion. Why don't you read about Saint Pius V, who put all the Jews in the ghetto in Rome. Pretty based if you ask me, but no, you ignore that and don't do any research so you can just spout off MSM/fringe schizo talking points in order to dismiss the Church.

Your statements are such a cope and seethe response instead of intellectually taking the time to understand what the Church actually teaches.

You want to know what the Church teaches about Jews?

Read this: https://judaism.is/

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 18:36:00 ago (+0/-0)

(((Christ)))ianity
Go fuck yourself (((Jew-Worshipper))).

[ - ] Nagasaki -3 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 11:14:24 ago (+0/-3)

Jesus was a Prophet and the Messiah. He was born miraculously and resurrected the dead in front of the eyes of your own forefathers, and he told the people to worship the one true God, the maker of the heavens and Earth. Someone who believes that Jesus (upon him be peace) was anything other than a human being has erred tremendously.

Anyone who thinks Jesus (upon him be peace) will come to the Most Merciful as other than a humble servant has lost their mind.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 13:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

My forefathers didn't live near the dead sea. Every witness to jesus the jew's so called miracles was a jew, and jews lie.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 02:30:38 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah? But fixing my car happens in my garage.