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You know how I know liberals are retarded?

submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 13:26:38 ago (+19/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I'm sitting by a liberal hang out in Texas. It's 105 degrees. Multiple liberal idiots with long sleeves and winter type beanies and a girl with a cardigan and a ton wearing mask.

How fucking retarded are these usefull idiots


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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 13:29:34 ago (+3/-1)

Drug usage gives you bad circulation. Quite literally they are cold because hard drugs have screwed up their system. Been there, seen it up close.

Well, the masks are because they're good little citizens.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

Damn!

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:44:03 ago (+1/-0)

the beanie is full retard. its fucking 100 degrees in florida and I see assholes wearing them

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't even know they sold them shits in FL

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 07:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, the temp in Florida drops all the way down to 40F for like two weeks. Do you want them to freeze to death?!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yea 1st 2 weeks of January then back to 80 degrees and 🌴s

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 22:40:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah! Mosquitoes and gater-que!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 13:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

Are you in Austin? Are you at the Domain, Phase 2 or 3? Those are the main hives of faggotry that I’ve seen.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:44:07 ago (+1/-0)

Forget the Domain. *ALL* of Austin has become faggot central.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 14:36:47 ago (+0/-0)

In Austin? Lol. The liberal is everywhere. The Domain is not lib central here.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

They are probably getting hot and cold flashes from catching covid for the 10th time.

That means it's working!

How's Austin?

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:02:19 ago (+0/-0)

It was 72 again today. At 6 pm, it's 68. I don't know why anyone would want to live in hell, but you can keep it.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:49:04 ago (+0/-0)

Done properly, full covering in hot weather can keep the sun off of you and keep you cooler. Humanity didn't used to run around all day in short sleeves and t-shirts. They had to be outside ALL the fuckin' time. They had to walk everywhere. Or ride a damned horse. Usually work outside.

The idea of a house being conditioned and having shade in your transport is a relatively new thing.

They knew that being in the sun all that time fucked their shit UP. So they kept covered in clothes. The trick was figuring out how to cover up without roasting.

I'm not saying at all that these morons where in that position. They were concerned about fashion which is really just making a statement, usually political anymore.

Just don't sit there and lump these retards in with what humanity has done successfully for thousands of years.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:27:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I mean any time you see people who actually work outside all day they're covered head to toe.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

I think faggots wearing beanies should let you know you’re in temple. What the fuck are you doing in a fucking temple, burning a goat?

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:47:25 ago (+0/-0)

Ahhh you must be on asshole austin

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:21:39 ago (+0/-0)

You should CHOP liberals FROM YOUR existence.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:39:07 ago (+0/-0)

gas them all

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:37:06 ago (+0/-0)

One I know is always wearing pants and long sleeve shirts and complaining about how hot it is. I'm there wearing sandals sports shorts and shirt and fine in the car without air conditioning.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:00:17 ago (+1/-1)

Being that these people are the real racists, I think theure trying harder than we are to protect their whiteness, like their white skin.

I seriously think that is what they're thinking even though they never say that aloud.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:09:42 ago (+3/-1)

Being that these people are the real racists
Oh, fuck off.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:39:06 ago (+2/-1)

They are the real racists; to them it really is about skin color and they treat other races like pets. The people they call racist judge people by the content of their character.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 14:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

And niggers have shit character. Racism is a good thing.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 17:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

I think it's more if a blind hatred that libtards have. But there is no need to mix anyone together either. They aren't very calculated I guess

[ - ] SithEmpire 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 04:47:36 ago (+0/-0)

But they are, think about it.

Their actions (and occasionally statements) betray that they consider anything merit-based to be racist because it disadvantages niggers, and affirmative action is needed.

This goes far enough that it doesn't matter to them whether a nigger can achieve something or not, it will be helped and coddled and manipulated into thinking whitey owes it. They will even attack a nigger which resists their "help", due to being a narrative counter-example.

Meritocrats make no such race-based assumptions. Many use an empirical approach and understand that a randomly-chosen nigger has a much lower chance of achieving, but only because the statistical trend has merit, and without forgetting the bell curve has two sides.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 13:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

What? Are you one of these libtards? I'm not saying I'm not racist. Just to be clear

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 14:44:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I'm totally a libtard. Ridiculous.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:25:13 ago (+0/-0)

im currently wearing a beanie because all of my caps got stolen by faggot drug heads and if i dont cover my head in the 100 degree sun, ill blister. plus the chicks here love a long beard with a beanie

[ - ] Xer 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:58:16 ago (+0/-0)

You're sure you're not in some Eastern European country?
For some reason Slavs go absolutely crazy over simulating hell when the sun is already boiling alive.