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Latest Fake Cause of Heart Attacks Dropped

submitted by breh to DeathVax19 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:52:20 ago (+42/-0)     (u.smutty.horse)

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Hundreds of thousands of "young, fit, and healthy" people attempt suicide every year by going swimming in the summer.
Headline says "healthy people", actual data says "could contribute, in heart disease patients", photo caption jumps to "may cause in young, fit, and healthy"


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[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:56:02 ago (+9/-0)

Waking up in the morning also sometimes leads to death!!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:33:39 ago (+5/-0)

I knew a guy that woke up dead. He said it was awful.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:46:16 ago (+3/-0)

When that happens, just go back to sleep!

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 23:47:03 ago (+2/-0)

If we just make crime illegal, problem solved

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 00:09:49 ago (+3/-0)

That would be ANTISEMITIC!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 8 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:28:30 ago (+8/-0)

A jew ploy to scare White men from high T cold showers. The jew fears the cold shower.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:54:56 ago (+1/-2)

Now this is some grade A tinfoil buttpluggery

[ - ] Gigglestick 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:41:23 ago (+5/-0)

No dude, morning cold showers definitely increase T.

[ - ] oyblat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 04:06:25 ago (+1/-0)

Just started those and I wake up with morning wood again.

Although, I've also starting taking zinc and borax as a source of boron, have increased my cardio and focused more on hip opening while doing yoga.

Regardless, starting the day with something good for you that is challenging but can't actually harm you in any way and improves discipline is a worthwhile endeavour.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:08:47 ago (+4/-0)

Why are we not able to be sucked into this bullshit? I mean, it's obvious bullshit and I can't imagine the IQ (is IQ even real?) it would take to be so... oblivious. So unwilling to question. It's disgusting. I hate people. I love you guys though! :D

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:44:41 ago (+2/-0)

It's a combination of IQ, hardship, something that broke the conditioning, and sheer cussed stubbornness.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 20:56:31 ago (+3/-0)

Well shit, I guess I better stop doing Wim Hof breathing exercises designed to intentionally constrict and expand my blood vessels. I'm gonna hyperventilate myself to death.
Thanks for saving my life OP

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 20:59:05 ago (+2/-0)

Get vaxt it's still the safestestestestest way to protect against inflation!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 20:57:39 ago (+2/-0)

PUUUUUUUTINNNNNNNN!

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 06:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

Waking up in the morning causes heart attacks. Lol I should read comments first eh nougat

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 00:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

I take colder like room temp showers during the summer. Not 40°f groundwater showers.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:01:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

Cause he's an orange shabbos goy ??? ...