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Why do jews everywhere have the same accent?

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 11:41:34 ago (+21/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

There's no way an accent is genetic, unless they really are reptoid aliens and I'm the retard.

Of course niggers have a genetic accent, we all know they are unaltered ape-men.


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[ - ] ruck_feddit 8 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 12:57:29 ago (+8/-0)

They all know how to speak heeb and read the bagel runes. It affects their secondary human language.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 14:15:20 ago (+4/-0)

It's this. They learn different phonemes from a young age and will always pronounce words with a different inflection. Reinforced by their parents having the same pronunciation/intonation.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 17:27:16 ago (+2/-0)

Lol. Bagel runes. Motzaballariphics.

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 12:05:01 ago (+4/-0)

They basically play an ongoing game of "who is the most jewish" which wins you social approval.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 13:40:35 ago (+2/-0)

Ooh! Valuable social credit score points!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 14:15:06 ago (+4/-0)

"I am in severe and constant pain because of the charlie horse in my leg! Right here, in my calf!"

The curly haired, slouching, whining, nasal 12 year old boy in this trailer park where I'm currently flipping a PoS for huge profit.

I burst into loud laughter and shouted 'oy vey it's annudah shoah!' and the future transgender lesbian (read: creature) wheeled around in shock to guffaw at the audacity of the goyim here!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 12:22:24 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 13:00:34 ago (+4/-0)

You're on to something with your guess. Take twin boys and raise one in England and one in Virginia. A medical examiner can determine which is which by subtle differences in the way their pallets developed. This might also be the case with kikes.

[ - ] breh 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 16:44:43 ago (+3/-0)

I think it also changes the way your brain develops, which language you learn as an infant. The first thing you use as a means to identify everything has a certain structure depending on region and that influences the way your brain perceives the world. Germans might not be just genetically superior at engineering, but their language structure is very logical, ergo Deutch kids identify and perceive everything in a logical manner. Unlike, say, the French. But that's just like, my opinion, man.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 18:48:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 15:15:02 ago (+1/-0)

They are all one or two generations away from someone who speaks yiddish or hebrew at home.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 16:09:50 ago (+1/-0)

It's their noses.

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 14:44:25 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm pretty sure Jews are just washed out niggers. There was one study I read that said they all share about 1% African DNA. It would make sense that the parasitic element would never wash out so it can absorb other species.

Edit:I also know Jews that didn't know they were Jews until later in life but they speak with that "Italian/Irish" jew accent.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 15:40:38 ago (+0/-0)

An accent is not genetic, but you can always tell a jew from the way they talk.

All potential jews should have to go on tlolcaust so they could be ousted instantly from their kosher dialectic drivel.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 18:06:37 ago (+0/-0)

they're jews

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 01:02:41 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe the great Dishevelling starts in the throat before the hump back comes in.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 15:23:51 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] breh 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 16:33:22 ago (+2/-0)

A very large portion of jews are actually atheist, but they are still jews. Much like shapeshifting into Whites, they shapeshift between judaism being genetic and being just a religion

[ - ] diggernicks -5 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 12:52:30 ago (+2/-7)

Youre def a retard

[ - ] deleted 9 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 13:53:55 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 14:10:19 ago (+1/-3)

Thy tinfoil buttplug is becoming loose milday