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First of all AA meetings are cool. Those guys are comedic geniuses half of them. Second of all here's what's not happening today: hangover, overdose, withdrawal, DUi, disorderly conduct, beer money, beer fat, running out of beer or losing temper. Not even on the radar. Sobriety is a no-brainer

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:21:23 ago (+41/-2)     (whatever)

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[ - ] SumerBreeze -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:39:38 ago (+0/-1)

You couldn’t have done any of this without alcohol.

Glad you’ve learned you can’t control yourself and cemented the pipe, so to speak. I’d have welded the leak and added a new valve, but to each their own.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:41:27 ago (+0/-0)

We know bro

No need to repeat the obv

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

Is that what you settled for with your law suit on the catholic church?

[ - ] quaintarrow303 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 02:22:13 ago (+0/-0)

I went to one and even read the blue book. any group with that much religion baked in is a cult.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 06:15:32 ago (+0/-0)

I spent the first year thinking about drinking and the second year thinking about not drinking. By year 5 I was placed in a position of neutrality - safe and protected. It works if you work it.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 16:59:07 ago (+0/-0)

It squirts if you jerk it. What?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 06:59:20 ago (+0/-0)

Sobriety is for quitters

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:27:57 ago (+0/-0)

AA is for losers. It has about a 7% success rate = massive fail.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 16:54:35 ago (+0/-0)

Pfft. 1%.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:57:12 ago (+1/-0)

LEA listen in, they know there's stuff said in those kinds of places that they could use against you.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:53:24 ago (+1/-0)

Lots of coffees at AA meetings

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 00:24:05 ago (+1/-0)

Good choice. Hang in there buddy.
I was about 14 when one of my great-uncles, who was an alcoholic, had a horrible wreak while drunk of course. It killed his best friend and almost killed him. He was staying at my grandparents house. I went to visit grampa. Pop wasn't there but ol uncle was. He was drunk again! He opened his shirt and showed me his bruise. There he sat, solid black from the bruise, from his neck all the way to bellow his pants! He had just a few weeks before killed his best friend because of drinking, and he was drunk Again! He turned his bottle up and took a huge gulp! It poured out the sides of his mouth and all down that nasty black bruised belly!
That was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen!!
I decided right there that I would NEVER EVER allow myself to get that bad!
I sure do feel for people that get addicted to stuff.
Best wishes to you!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 02:51:57 ago (+1/-0)

AA Has a very high failure rate. There is a system called smart recovery it is much much better and doesn't send you down the kike road saying it'd a disease like you can't be cured your predisposition is to drink uncontrollably? Or jews have fucked your society so bad only thing that keeps 80 percent of the sheople going is drinking!!! Moderate drinking with true friends and family or for celebrations during harvest times in tune with nature and not on this judeo Christian 12 month calander is just fine.

Our society is fucked not having drinks in moderation from your own grown and made alchol

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 03:16:08 ago (+1/-0)

Good for you. I don't drink that much but I know someone who AA seemed to help. She's been sober for years now and seems to have her life together. But I agree that your success depends more on you than anything else.

Just get it real clear in your head what you want your life to look like so you have a benchmark.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 18:23:55 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:17:37 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:18:50 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 00:42:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:02:16 ago (+1/-0)

AA is for quitters

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:24:54 ago (+2/-0)

I spent many years in AA meeting many years ago, like 30 years ago. It was just like that, a fucking comedy hour. I would never go back. I still hang with a few from there, but I’m never going back. However, there’s a lot of loose sluts and plenty of pussy to be had.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 21:05:32 ago (+2/-2)

You must be a boomer

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 23:32:00 ago (+3/-0)

Listen here nigger dick, I’m 52 years old and I’ve been from Hancock to Bangkok, from Maine to Spain. I’ve been blewed, chewed, Screwed and tattooed, and I can hang you from the hair on my balls, son, and you have the nerve to call me a boomer, you coomer? Go get some pussy that isn’t your kid sister's you pillow biter.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 03:10:08 ago (+3/-1)

Lol boomer confirmed

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 03:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

Ill admit, you kind of impressed me just now. Let’s go beat up some millenials,

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 16:56:15 ago (+1/-0)

I’ll admit, that was pretty good. I’m all in on the beatings, let’s go!

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

@1cemonkey, Helena has offered to hang from the hair of your balls

I can hang you from the hair on my balls ~ 1cemonkey

I'll admit, you kind of impressed me just now. ~ PostWallHelena

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 16:55:13 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao! Your killing me! Muh sides!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:31:49 ago (+0/-0)

Gee old timer

You sure are tough on the internet

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 16:57:07 ago (+0/-0)*

Funny thing is I don’t look or act my age.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 20:43:55 ago (+0/-0)

You think like a boomer

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 21:07:07 ago (+2/-0)

It’s a cult

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:15:09 ago (+2/-0)

The CDC?

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 23:26:11 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Epictetus 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 21:41:47 ago (+2/-0)

I'm running an alcohol cutoff thing with my group. Starting slow, because some of them are full on alcoholics. Replacing drinking with physical requirements to achieve the privilege of having a drink.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:31:42 ago (+2/-0)

Drunks don't go to meetings.
We just finez

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:40:12 ago (+1/-0)

They should have a group to wean fags off using christ cuckery as a crutch to cope with life

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:52:13 ago (+2/-0)

Good for you getting off the jew poison. I drink every night.. I recently saw the shop I get my cheap beer from get their delivery. There was a Jewish star on the side of the truck. Some jew-owned company. ... I want to stop and get into working out and mountain biking again. There are some really great people in AA meetings.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 23:03:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

Board, I just got so disgusted with the theoretical parasites that were getting rich off whites like me and my wine habit that I was just like “fuck this shit” one day and that was it. I didn’t do the AA thing but I wouldnt discourage anyone from it. I thought I would have a hard time “coping” without booze, but after a few weeks without it I mostly stopped thinking about it. It was more of a physical addiction than I realized— I just stopped craving it. Its just a hump you have to get over. I feel much better physically and mornings are easier! Good luck and tap me if you need encouragement. Or just make a post asking for some. I drank for so long that I couldnt imagine life without getting drunk —but its fine, I don’t need to get drunk to feel relaxed.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:12:06 ago (+4/-1)

Not to bust your bubble, but last I hear the success rate of AA is lower than cold turkey.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:20:09 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] beece 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:20:14 ago (+4/-0)

STAY THE COURSE BROTHER! STAY THE COURSE. Isn't it nice to be clear headed and able to chart your course?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:27:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:22:31 ago (+4/-0)

When I used to go to AA always more than half of the attendees were natives (NA Indians). Listening to their stories and struggles while at the same time they kept a mostly happy and hopeful attitude was perhaps the most humbling moment of my life. These guys had real problems and challenges, while here I was some guy who drank too much for no good reason but still had a job and a house and a family. It sure helped me to get my priories straightened out.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:28:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:34:05 ago (+6/-0)

It's good for some people, some people need that. My brother is like nine years sober because of that program, and he's better for it. I tried it, but it's got this cultish feel that I can't ignore. It's called a program because that's what it's meant to do, program you. I can't say it's detrimental, I've seen enough people come back from the bottom because of it. I can say it doesn't work for me. I know, I know. It works if you work it. I worked it, and it only made me more dubious.

I'm glad it's working for you though. If it's helpful to a fellow goat, well that makes me happy. It's just not for me.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:54:32 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 23:54:55 ago (+1/-0)

Nah dude, I'm just telling you what my experience is. I spent time in halfway houses after I got out. I fully support what you're doing. It just didn't work for me.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:26:19 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 -2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 21:28:19 ago (+3/-5)

AA has an extremely high failure rate if you're not a bible thumping Christfag.

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 21:34:10 ago (+1/-0)

DMT for 10 days in Mexico on the other hand intravenous style. That's like a 90% cure rate. Wonder why that's not pushed?

[ - ] HughBriss 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:10:55 ago (+6/-0)

I don't ever want to discourage you, because I've been to at least two dozen new meetings in various places, and for the first two weeks, it's exactly like that. It's really wonderful. You're filled with people who know exactly what you're going through, who want to help you, and give you advice to keep you on track.

Keep in mind, though, that it's a friendship. You're becoming friends with not just the people there but the entire group. Every group has its own personality. It's good to go to different groups now and then.

Over time, you'll find that you'll hear the same stories again and again. That's okay, because you're friends. Be kind. Be generous. Don't judge. That's what the program is about. But at some time, you'll find yourself becoming a little bored because you're not hearing anything new, just the same stories. That's because so few people come in and stay.

But don't become discouraged because of that. My father-in-law was a 50 year veteran of the program and made it work for him. He went to a LOT of different meetings, met a lot of different people, and was known for his social and outgoing nature and ability to make friends with anyone. He was a damn fine man. I can say for certain that that wasn't his personality before he went into the program.

I wish you God's blessing on your decision. If it doesn't stick the first time, keep coming back. They'll welcome you with open arms.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:25:28 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:30:13 ago (+6/-0)

Watch out for the takers. They will suck the life out of you. Talk your ear off, whatever. Don’t give your phone number out or tell these maggots where you live. Trust me. Keep a distance. And like dude above said, go to a variety of different meetings.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:25:48 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 23:25:25 ago (+2/-0)

Definitely, but I was more warning of the succubus nature of the beast. Go to meetings where people are working and owning homes. Stay away from the groups where all they do is go to meetings and scam welfare because of their “disease”. If these losers see that you have something they don’t have, they will try to get at you and your stuff, even if it’s gas money or a ride. As they say, “stick with the winners”. Congrats on your sobriety. One day at a time man.

[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:53:26 ago (+1/-0)

The meeting are very useful in your starting phase, but if you're vulnerable and social, there are needy people who will want to talk your ear off and give you unsolicited advice.

And yes, you DID get sober through pure strength and determination. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Thank God for that if you want, but I didn't when I started. It was all white knuckle determination and desperation. I later found God, but that was decades later.

Like you said, there's a line. Make your own boundaries. The program is a mixed bag. Sort it as you will. There are still good people there to be found among the flakes.

[ - ] diggernicks 9 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:42:42 ago (+9/-0)

My old boss used to say the 13th step is sleeping with someone from your AA meeting group.

[ - ] DukeCanon 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:44:36 ago (+3/-0)

Can verify

[ - ] diggernicks 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:50:31 ago (+4/-0)

What to do if there's no women?

I'm glad I do not drink lol

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:25:48 ago (+1/-0)

Do what diggernicks does, suck a fat dick!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 21:01:11 ago (+0/-0)

Seems what I do is cause you to get fanny flustered

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 03:46:50 ago (+1/-0)

This is a whole lot of sexy talk. Are you two gonna make out or what?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:27:00 ago (+0/-0)

you want in on the circle jerk eh?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 16:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

Naw, she’s not my type.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:13:44 ago (+0/-0)

Agree he does suck dick.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

When it comes to sucking dick this guy knows of what he speaks

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 03:24:57 ago (+1/-0)

Guess you can vouch for him, huh ??

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:28:32 ago (+0/-0)

jealousy is a stinky cologne

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:45:49 ago (+0/-0)

Rent free nigga rent free

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yep

You and your bf have that space under the bridge all to yourselves

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:13:08 ago (+2/-0)

What was his name?

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:37:13 ago (+1/-0)

David

David D. Davidson

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

I guess you do always remember your first.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:47:08 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty sure his middle name was dave

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

What does the middle D stand for, Richard?

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:26:25 ago (+1/-0)

Dave

Obv

[ - ] PostWallHelena 10 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:43:43 ago (+10/-0)

Are you just getting sober? Good for you.

I wanted to stop drinking for a long time and one day I was just able too. Maybe it was sites like this one that helped motivate me.

Its a new age and WE the white race can’t afford to be fat drug addled drunkards anymore.

Anyway long story short, I quit a couple years ago and it was easier than I thought— partly because my frame of mind has totally change over the last 5 years or so— and I don’t miss it, and I actually catch myself consciously ENJOYING not being a drunk occasionally. Drinking sucks, I just wish it didnt take me 25 years to figure that out.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 20:17:07 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:29:08 ago (+2/-0)

Same here, babydoll, we should celebrate with a eightball of coke at a Motel 6

[ - ] Sholyhit 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:43:49 ago (+2/-0)

Calm down Hunter.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:37:09 ago (+1/-0)

Correct, she is at least 35 years old, that's at least 20 years past the expiration date for the bidens.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 11:31:21 ago (+0/-0)

35? More like 45

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:55:16 ago (+0/-0)

Just moderate your behaviour, not everything needs to be black or white.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 11:24:09 ago (+1/-0)

how will I live off your addictions if you refuse to have them goy? My 8 jewish children need to pay for yeshiva somehow! Maybe you could just be a little addicted. Huh? Let’s not get carried away and declare independence now. A little addiction is good. How bout some pot? Its kosher for purim! How bout a nice sexy movie, made by jews with love, just for you goy? The key is moderation. Just ask the boomers.

-Rabbi Doug

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 11:27:18 ago (+3/-0)

I don't advocate any drug use, but because you don't know how to drink responsibly I'm the bad guy?

Go to AA already

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 17:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

I basically want an atheistic amish ordnung. If someone is drinking, someone else is exploiting alcohol addiction to get wealthy. Its essentially slavery.

[ - ] lord_nougat 18 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:22:26 ago (+18/-0)

I'll drink to that!

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 29, 2022 22:12:43 ago (+2/-0)

I'll do 2 shots of whiskey just because that was a heart warming story and whiskey warms my heart.