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How they fix a cuppaa in Oz

submitted by con77 to Australia 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 21:44:33 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ThisGuy 11 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:09:18 ago (+11/-0)*

That's nothing. I ride mountain bike and last weekend I rode thru a spider web. I rode 40 feet before I could stop with a banana spider the size of my hand ON MY FUCKING FACE! When I brushed it off I felt it fighting back. It's web was orange and super sticky and covering my entire body. I was immediately done for the day.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 02:38:05 ago (+0/-0)

And you didn't crash?

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 07:08:50 ago (+0/-0)

No. Didn't crash but almost shit myself.

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 21:50:26 ago (+7/-0)

I've used a French Press for years. For those of you that are familiar with them, you'll know that the occasional chunk of grounds will make it into the cup.

No big deal. I usually chew and swallow them.

All that so I could tell you this: One day the grounds I chewed felt a little funny, so I spit them out only to find the remains of a fully-cooked and partially mangled Wolf spider in my hand (nowhere near the size of the one in the picture).

My oldest son, who is standing behind me as I write this is jokingly saying "It was delicious". It wasn't.

Anyway, good times :)

[ - ] con77 [op] 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:15:11 ago (+7/-0)

Im gagging reading that. I was in NYC years ago and bought a small sealed pack of shelled peanuts.

So I'm dumping them in my mouth and chewing while walking and I get a bit that was super chewey.

I spit it into my hand and it was about a half inch piece of rat with short brown fur! Luckily the salt had cured it. I threw up until I was weak and could barely walk!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 04:20:07 ago (+2/-0)

I've had a nice big bite of cockroach once in Japan. Fucking rice-niggers in the on-base food court didn't notice one of the ever-present things made it into my wrap.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 12:47:19 ago (+0/-0)

Oh oh rice nigger .. in Hawaii my mom was going to buy us some food from some weird hut thing . So we are standing there waiting and our mom whisks us away. We didn't know what happened but she was pissed.

Later she told my dad that she didn't want to live there anymore that those people are disgusting ... Yeah so the guy apparently spit in the wok he was heating up. Presumably to see if it was hot enough yet.

More likely because we weren't "locals"

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 02:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking nigger peanut packers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 23:43:33 ago (+5/-0)

You will eat the bugs and be happy

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:08:52 ago (+5/-1)

At least it was cooked. Imagine if it was raw.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:43:05 ago (+4/-0)

Poor spiderbro.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 23:26:20 ago (+3/-0)

It was protein.

[ - ] herbert_west 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 08:00:02 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, you need a new french press and some advice on how to use it.

[ - ] xachariah 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 08:09:41 ago (+0/-0)

I used a french press for years before I quit caffeine, and never had any chunks of grounds get into my coffee.

Are you sure you're using it right and/or your french press isn't shit? It sounds like the mesh or the coil-y part isn't doing it's job if you're ever eating any coffee grounds.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:07:17 ago (+6/-0)

This actually happened to me once. I am still traumatised. That, and spiders in the shower cubicle.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 04:18:05 ago (+2/-0)

spiders in the shower cubicle.

Had a big grey hairy one try attacking me in the shower once. Thank fuck the water pressure was too much for it and it went down the drain. Angry little bugger.

[ - ] drhitler 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:59:48 ago (+4/-0)

when i was really young i put on a set headphones in class, and something was moving around in them, it was a white tail spider.

so lucky that didnt bite me, probably would of rotted my ear off.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 01:27:59 ago (+2/-0)

when I was really young I put on a gumboot without shaking it first. Felt a tickle on my ear and brushed off a massive huntsman (can bite no poison) and saw another one half way up my leg. Spent the next 5 years in therapy (not really).

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 03:44:37 ago (+1/-0)*

'Therapy for being such a massive faggot' - imagine jack's surprise ...

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 04:12:30 ago (+0/-0)

Since you have asked me not to reply to you, dassar, I am not replying to your comment. If that's what you want - so be it.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 17:37:48 ago (+0/-0)

'GOOD. KEEP MUH NAME OUT YO FCKING MOUTH !!'

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 21:48:26 ago (+4/-0)

Yep, fuck no. I will live in winter to avoid bastard spiders.

Nope, nope...fuck that.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:16:29 ago (+2/-0)

hate them

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 06:45:31 ago (+2/-0)

that's a hunstman spider in aus, it's our most common big spider which invades our homes and they are just as active during the winter. they're always about the size shown in the pic, however for some reason some of them can reach gigantic bird eating prey spider size. it's rare though, but fuck me they are terrifying. and they are fast and jump.

[ - ] goat777 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 13:46:50 ago (+1/-0)

I don't miss living down south and checking my bedding often for black widows. One time I hadn't made my bed in over a week and went to make it and found a huge one under my pillow.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 14:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

I'm choosing to believe the three I have seen and killed are the only three in this house.

Moving in a couple weeks, so hope none try to hitch a ride back to the Great Lakes.

[ - ] Neral 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 22:32:56 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, that's an appropriate response I think.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 23:18:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 3, 2022 23:45:37 ago (+4/-0)

They can fuck off and live their life completely avoiding me, and all is well. I only hate the ones I interact with diretly.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 01:18:03 ago (+1/-0)

Snakes, gators, don't bother me. Spiders? Nope!

[ - ] Irelandlost 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 06:52:27 ago (+0/-0)

Reminds me of that old joke:

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting raped.

[ - ] charliebrown_au 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 4, 2022 06:13:31 ago (+0/-0)

This almost never happens in Australia

What actually happens is flys dive bomb your hot cupa