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What's good?
submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:53:37 ago (+2/-2) (whatever)

Looking for good things, share them with me so I might as well be good

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:07:26 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:16:57 ago (+0/-0)

I prefer to hear the moans of their woman, while driving them

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

came here to say that

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:10:18 ago (+4/-0)

Just bought a new truck. I'm very happy with it.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:25:34 ago (+1/-0)

Every man needs a good truck. I will die before giving any of mine up

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

7.3?

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:32:44 ago (+0/-0)

I have a newer f350 gasoline 7.3 but not a fan of Ford diesels. I like cummins

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:35:58 ago (+0/-0)

good nuff.
it's also a good thing you don't mind that I cummmins your wife. she liked it so who cares

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:37:31 ago (+1/-0)

I raped your sister so it's okay

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:43:58 ago (+0/-0)

I can't help it if I have a bigger truck, I'm sory

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:09:30 ago (+0/-0)

A smaller cock though

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:14:28 ago (+0/-0)

It had godamn better be diesel

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:45:37 ago (+1/-0)

Nope, diesel was out of my price range. I hadn't had a vehicle since my old truck blew up last October, been sharing my wife's vehicle with her. It's been... pretty fucking rough. I got what I could, which turned out to be a '17 Frontier. Only downside is that for the first time in my life I'm in debt. Forty two years is a pretty good run though.

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:47:29 ago (+3/-0)

you couldnt buy american? Im of half aa mind to drive up there tonight and have a word with you.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 23:10:00 ago (+0/-0)

Come on then. I'd rather buy from nips than kikes. Bring whiskey, we'll debate it.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:06:59 ago (+2/-0)

4 squash on one plant 1 coming in on the other,

The potato plant had flowers so there must be potatoes down there.

God is good

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

go have gay sex with jobes why don't ya, ya big queer

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:21:19 ago (+2/-0)

You would have to tell me what a jobes is first.

Then you can tell me how to fuck it.

You don't have to feel bad my squash are bigger than yours, your father's, your grandfather's and all the rest of them down your line dicks combined.

I grew some beasts.

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:25:11 ago (+0/-0)

sounds like you're a cabbage man, aren't you, ya filthy sprout slinker

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:28:32 ago (+1/-0)

Alright so now we know you are not an American.

Add translations.

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:32:50 ago (+0/-0)

do it yourself you faggy fatso. even you should be able to handle canadian to american, no?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:35:30 ago (+0/-0)*

Hahaha I tried...

I didn't know I had to look up it up in gay.

But no you guys are our bitch, you do it.

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:38:42 ago (+0/-0)

1.28

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:40:46 ago (+0/-0)

Bigger than I thought.

Good for you.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:18:22 ago (+1/-0)

Every jobe is heterosexual. For great justice.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:33:59 ago (+0/-0)

you misspelled 4 grt justice

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:50:35 ago (+1/-0)

new truck day. new gun day. pumping iron. gettin ready

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:09:20 ago (+1/-0)

This is good.

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:15:54 ago (+0/-0)

tell me what it is

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:17:34 ago (+0/-0)

DUH!

I TOLD you. It's GOOD!!

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:21:48 ago (+0/-0)

what is it. it's nothing I've seen before

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:24:41 ago (+1/-0)

It is obviously a malleable logarithmic casing.

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:26:57 ago (+0/-0)

how come you know about that?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:31:38 ago (+1/-0)

how come you don't know about that?

[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:45:10 ago (+0/-0)

I want to know why you do

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 20:59:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] jerryreed

[ - ] jerryreed [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 21:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

you came up with this one yourself didn't yu

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 10, 2022 22:55:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 11, 2022 03:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Well pepboys honored a warranty fully and replaced a part under warranty with no labor cost.

Blew my mind.