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lot's more room here. I don't really feel like filling it up though. this will have to do. if you want to here something interesting send something interesting to [email protected]

I think that's it. I don't think there's anything else? maybe, I'm not sure, what are you gonna do amirite? anyways, looks like the end right about here, if it was to period anytime soon. maybe now? I suppose not. if not then I must have had something to say. guess I've forgotten it by now then haven't I? alright, that's all, that's it, no more of this nonsense, I've really had enough. It's high time you piss off. get off now you silly sonofabitch. I haven't time for this I said piss off. honest to god why are you still here I have much better things to be doing and so should you.

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well, as long as we're here we might as well make the best of it I suppose.
what's your name?
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hello?
..hello?
Oh now c'mon we're both stuck in this together there is really no need to be a sour puss about it. You really needn't be worried about me, really, I'm as tame as a sheep. I'm just like you, see. Just another sorry soul looking to escape from this hellish trap. That reminds me, have you any idea of a way out?
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HELLO?
A WAY OUT PERHAPS??
well crikey it seems you like it in here don't you, ya sick son of a bitch. I really can't believe it, here I was thinking we was good pals this whole damn time and you was just sitting there with a shitty grin on that ugly mug of yours thinking about how grand it would be to keep poor little old me all cooped up in such a depressing place as this. well I just won't have it! let me out! LET ME OUT! did you hear me?!? I SAID LET ME OUT.
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NOw, I really didn't want this to get ugly, but you force my hand. really, prepare for some bad stuff old chap, we aren't playing with mister nice guy anymore! let me just take off these sissytime gloves here and get warmed up to opening up this giant can of whoop-ass all over your sorry face.
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Huh?
EXPIRED??
AN EXPIRED CAN OF WHOOP-ASS??
NOW?!
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ahem
excuse me a moment, I will be seeing you in just a moment.