Everyone Gets a Koala - Upgoat

Never seen one up close but @i_scream_trucks reckons they aren't cute and cuddly but I reckon that's because they didn't want a cuddle from him, nasty critter that he is!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 22:31:53 ago (+1/-0)

Perfectly understandable. I don't want a cuddle from him, either.

[ + ] Luminometer

[ - ] Luminometer 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 02:01:24 ago (+1/-0)

They really don't do a fucking thing. The eucalyptus they eat for moisture and nutrition gets them practically stoned. Very rarely on the ground, very rarely aggressive. Trash Pandas seem way cooler and meddlesome.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 14:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

Worse,more like Possum's.!!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 14:55:03 ago (+1/-0)

Possum's what, in particular?

I like their little pants.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 14:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

You're confused with "chipmunks".

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 15:00:55 ago (+3/-0)

They'll give you chipmunkypox!!

[ + ] breh

[ - ] breh 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 16:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

Possums are based, they are chill as fuck and eat a shitton of ticks that would otherwise end up on your dog

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:43:43 ago (+0/-0)

We have possums here in Australia. And they're cuter than American possums - yours are creepy looking.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 15:42:48 ago (+0/-0)

I actually kinda dislike Australians. They are more NPC like than California but California is more degenerate than Australia. I stopped watching mighty car mods because I just couldn't stand their sheepishness.

[ + ] 9000timesempty

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 15:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

I may regret saying that on here but fuck you anyway. :)

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

At least the Australian Tax Office doesn't kick your door in because you didn't declare that $600 you received for your birthday from Grandma.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 22:13:40 ago (+1/-0)

At least the ausfailian police will kick in your door if the suspect you have an "illegal" gun...

[ + ] Luminometer

[ - ] Luminometer 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 02:04:46 ago (+0/-0)

City people, which is 90 percent of Aussies, are pathetic cunts.

[ - ] boomerkiller -2 points 2.7 yearsAug 12, 2022 17:31:31 ago (+0/-2)

BLUEMENFORPEDOS FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN

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Everyone Gets a Koala
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