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Since you faggots post photos of your nigger plants, i'm going to post mine

submitted by albatrosv15 to Nature 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 11:12:59 ago (+22/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Pomegranate in front. Lemon in the back, no fruit yet.


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[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 11:22:31 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck your pretty pomegranate.

I dug up a potato plant yesterday thinking it was time to reap my rewards and ...nothing.

So congrats for getting your pomegranate.

And I'm going to be really jealous when your lemons kick in.

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 11:33:03 ago (+3/-0)

Fun fact: The lemon seed came from usual store lemon.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 12:27:43 ago (+2/-0)

I have a lemon tree that has outgrown his pot 3 times in 4 years. It keeps getting taller and wider…hasn’t made a lemon. I’m beginning to think lemons don’t come from trees.

My entire garden is a disaster. I figure every oddly shaped vegetable I’ve gotten out of it cost me 20 bucks each.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 13:38:53 ago (+2/-0)

I’m beginning to think lemons don’t come from trees.

That's funny. But I have recently begun to believe that cabbage is part of some elaborate conspiracy too so we might be on to something...



[ - ] the_noticer 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 17:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

test your soil, identify your pests. diseases can tell you what nutrients are lacking. hot-manure the whole garden in fall. lay it on thick.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 18:39:51 ago (+0/-0)

Lemon trees are usually at least 10 feet high. Outside planted they can get taller (with appropriate climate).

Too much water? Too hot? Garden just a pain in the ass?

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 22:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

Giving advice on lemons?
I figured you for more of a pineapple guy! Hahaha!

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 08:48:40 ago (+0/-0)

Not here in my neck of the woods in the Tampa Bay Area.
Most of the lemon and lime trees are 4-8 feet tall- but they are in residential areas.
We had one for years and years and it never got more than 6 feet tall. It would produce several dozen lemons at a time. Had to tear it out to build a tiki hut. We had a banana plant that got quite unruly. It would always have a bunch or 2 ready to be picked. It started as 1 little plant and ended up taking up almost a 15-20 foot diameter area with probably a dozen big plants at a given time. We couldn’t keep up with it and started to get fruit rats so we took it out.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 10:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

I need to ask how old my neighbor's are. Not sure if the lack of water on the west coast helps with size...granted of its a 50 year old tree, ten feet is a bit high.

[ - ] the_noticer 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:12:34 ago (+0/-0)

test your soil, identify your pests. diseases can tell you what nutrients are lacking. hot-manure the whole garden in fall. lay it on thick.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 11:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

Double check, you should have had at least some really small tubers.

Double check, you should always get at least some potatoes tubers. For refrence, I grew a small amount of potatoes in composted hay last year, when we were in a heat wave and a drought in Oregon. I got about five pounds back from two and a half pounds.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 11:45:51 ago (+1/-0)

I checked. I was very disappointed. There are 3 others so I remain optimistic.

You don't even know how hard I had to hold myself back from pulling those ones up too.

That one was by the honeydew ( not intentionally) and she kinda went nuts on everyone around her.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 15:52:37 ago (+3/-0)

Foliage looks pale. Probably needs iron, calcium, magnesium. Container plants need more nutrients than those planted in the ground. Every time you water it you are washing away nutrients that do not get replenished without manual application.

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 16:28:58 ago (+1/-0)

I did put some fertilizer sticks. Seems that's not enough.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 18:18:42 ago (+2/-1)

This might inspire novices to try and do better!

OC gets an upvote!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 21, 2022 05:04:16 ago (+1/-0)

OC?

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.6 yearsSep 21, 2022 08:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

Original Content. If even remotely original content, it almost automatically gets an upvote from me.

The Internet dreams of the 0.000000001% original content.

And my comment is from a month ago. Are you leaving celery on my doorstep?

E: Also, every picture you have taken on your property or around it in your Aussie "swamps", I have upvoted if I saw it.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 18:46:58 ago (+0/-1)

Fuck you.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:44:19 ago (+0/-0)

What's a 'nigger plant'?

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

Nope.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 22:56:24 ago (+1/-0)

They are both sick, WTF OP.

Also out of curiosity what cultivar of Pomegranate and Lemon?