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Why won't women stop having heated sex with me?

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 16:22:36 ago (+2/-8)     (whatever)

It's getting out of hand. A man only has so much seed to spread, even I can barely keep up with bedding a new women each and every night. What can I do to reduce the growth of my ungodly body count? They just won't seem to leave me alone no matter how much I snub them. What I doing wrong here? I can't change things like my dashing good looks, supreme height, unmatched charisma, or magnificent dong, and doing retarded gay things like spending 5 minutes of my life on sites such as these don't seem to decrease my electrifying magnetism. Am I really a lost cause or does anyone have useful advice for a stallion in my uncomfortably sexy position?


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[ - ] boomerkiller 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 16:24:48 ago (+3/-1)

Get fat

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 16:37:01 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 16:54:47 ago (+4/-0)*

Damn if this isn't proof of you being a real life tawanda faggot.

You're on his dick 24/7
But you go into fucking hysterics if I even say boo to you.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 16:36:59 ago (+2/-0)

I mean aren't you bored? You're just thrusting into a hole that will never be pleased. If you were really serious about renouncing women, then you'd undertake behaviors to repulse them. Such as crying over sentimental shit, showing cowardice, simping for them and being an emotional tampon. The problem is your presence commands respect, alter your posture, pretend you're always looking at your phone while walking, that will soften your jaw line.

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 16:42:37 ago (+3/-0)

Clever, OP! If you read the first letter of every sentence, it spells, "I Want Cock."

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:15:50 ago (+0/-0)

Your projection is immense

[ - ] taoV 10 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 17:38:34 ago (+10/-0)

Have you tried leaving the morgue?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:18:46 ago (+3/-0)

Damn, that's cold.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 23:57:55 ago (+1/-0)

Just like his harem.

[ - ] hhargitt 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 13, 2022 17:48:26 ago (+1/-0)

Stop leaving money on the dresser... Require more than a wink and a nod from your dates... Start all your encounters by telling them you're so sexually active that you get tested for STDs weekly and hope they do too... Show them your penis before the gun...
Just some random thoughts...

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 00:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

Bad boys make pussy drip...soyboys turn it icy.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 10:15:21 ago (+0/-0)

Why can't just ONE woman have sex with Dangus?