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Civil war II is going to be fun

submitted by deleted to CivilWar 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 18:24:51 ago (+50/-0)     (CivilWar)

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[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 18:27:36 ago (+6/-0)

That is show it around the house funny.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 19:11:59 ago (+7/-0)

So why exactly does the cid division of the IRS need firearms training? Why do they need firearms at all?

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 19:15:46 ago (+5/-0)

Well, You're the Criminal!
Why don't You tell us!

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 19:22:24 ago (+5/-0)

You're a criminal, and you're a criminal, and you're a criminal! Everyone is a criminal! (Except those on Epstein's client list.)

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:48:43 ago (+2/-0)

Killery sneaks out the backdoor

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 00:01:07 ago (+0/-0)

What list goy?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:38:18 ago (+3/-0)

But I identify as a good criminal!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 22:03:38 ago (+1/-0)

No malice detected!

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 19:23:29 ago (+2/-0)

The dogs?

Or the furniture if you don't have pets?

I am positively sure they would never use firearms against law abiding citizens. That's right along with there with all that covid conspiracy talk.

( Hey agent Smith, can I have my money back now? )

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 20 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 18:36:10 ago (+20/-0)

It's a civil war if the government wins. It's a revolution if you win.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 23:09:48 ago (+3/-0)

It’s a bunch of kikes that will get offended either way

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 23:55:09 ago (+0/-0)

Hey now the fag in the wheelchair looks like a street shitter. you bigot!

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:30:51 ago (+2/-0)*

Maybe in our history as we've happened to name them. Technically they are mostly the same thing. We could have swapped names for the wars and it would still make sense.

Maybe there is a difference in whether or not there is a conflict for the seat of power being a more common description of civil wars. Which would then make both of our wars revolutionary wars because they were secessionist rather than a conflict for control.

IDK, which one do you think is going down for Boogaloo 3?

I think this one is going to be different entirely. It's going to be a conflict over who gets put in a concentration camp. First they are going to try to put a few in with intentionally spurious grounds. On grounds so spurious and political that people will question if the government is operating with any authority at all or merely claiming to be able to do anything it wants. A large part of the population is going to say that is illegitimate and physically resist. That's going to get them and anyone in their vicinity or with ever more loose political proximity labeled a terrorist for whom concentration camp is defiantly legitimate, says the government. Then it will break out into physical conflict as all conversation over who is or isn't a terrorist or what actions are or are not legitimate by the government breaks down.

This is one of the problems of a controlled media. People sense that there is a lack any reliable indicator that our government acts within legitimate powers because anyone who would be responsible for reporting that they are not will clearly not report it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 00:55:54 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 07:36:36 ago (+1/-0)

Reasonable strategy, but that's true in all war. Once things get even a little hot they start protecting the mouth pieces. They are already assets of the compromised national security, law, political-complex. They'd have protection in any war time. Which begs the question, when does the war start anyway? Their side already started. They love that we think there isn't a war yet.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 07:42:34 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 00:07:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 13 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 18:37:53 ago (+13/-0)

"This position requires moderate to arduous physical exertion involving walking and standing..."

And then there's the guy in a wheelchair.

[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 19:43:38 ago (+11/-0)*

I'm hoping the recoil makes his chair spin around and he spazzes out and sprays his own fedgoon colleagues, increasing his rate of speed until he runs out of ammo.

And then they just end up blaming the whole mess on organized crime, or something.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:46:38 ago (+5/-0)

The unvaccinated

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 21:28:34 ago (+2/-0)

Oh yeah, it's current day.

Or maybe ULTRA-MAGA WHITE SUPREMACISTS! Whatever those are.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 22:06:59 ago (+0/-0)

Duhhhhh they're ULTRA-MAGA WHITE SUPREMACISTS!

No exspranayshun needed!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 22:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

NO U!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 23:57:50 ago (+2/-0)

That needs to go into the next police academy movie.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 03:56:29 ago (+1/-0)

12/10 : Would watch!

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:46:08 ago (+4/-0)

Soybrave!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:39:37 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 23:56:52 ago (+2/-0)

Defeated by sand or 2 steps.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 01:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

Someone has to reload the mags,enter "wheelchairman"!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 22:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

Free wheelchair for whoever he audits lol

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 18:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

Is that last photo proof that Schumer takes it up the wazoo?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 19:21:26 ago (+3/-1)

lmfao is this for real?

[ - ] Temp20210918c 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:04:34 ago (+1/-0)

I'm honestly not sure 🤡🥴

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 03:59:41 ago (+0/-0)

Doesn't look preposterous enough. Needs more niggers.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 19:40:42 ago (+3/-0)

Where do I sign up for two IRS slaves? A yard/pool boy. And a blonde concubine with no tongue, that does windows.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 01:33:44 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 20:59:22 ago (+2/-0)

Is that soyfag using a teacup grip on a pistol? I thought that was generally regarded as a Bad Idea...

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 22:22:55 ago (+1/-0)

When it comes to semi automatic pistols, yes. Teacup is not the safest if there's a catastrophic failure.

https://youtu.be/eH-V189OzyU

What do you expect? The ones averse to guns are arming an agency of theirs. It figures they would receive poor training.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 00:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

https://youtu.be/uo23qjWav0Q

This is the best way to grip a pistol

[ - ] Buffalo_fart_the_V 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 22:21:34 ago (+1/-0)

Tbh they can have it. It's either too hot or too cold in the states now. I want a nice even temp all year. Thinking about the capital of Ecuador. They don't bother me much and they have pretty mountains.

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 16, 2022 22:35:31 ago (+1/-0)

The funny part is you don't realize we're already deep into it. Everyone keeps saying there's a line they will cross. They've crossed it over and over and everyone knows it and they're still doing it.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 17, 2022 00:32:05 ago (+1/-0)

they're losers, all of them