I've spent at least a decade of my life as a high volume bartender. Ninety nine percent of the time if it's going in a glass, it's coming from a tap. This is so irrelevant it's painful to watch. That one percent of the time you're pouring the beer in the glass, for the customer, they're watching you and sure as shit want their whole fucking beer.
I have to do a lot of bottled ones for my side bartend job. They would fucking flip if I ever did this shit. People flip when it isn't at the brim as it is.
Taffer had a segment on Bar Rescue where he is teaching bar bouncers to use frozen towels on the back of a woman’s neck to stop catfights. That might work 5% of the time. He has obviously never dealt with a determined bitch high on cocaine and drunk off her ass.
You are right. Besides your context, there is so many things of "this might work 1% - 5% of the time, but we will claim it works 99% of the time."
Anecdote: my one friend stopped a fist fight on his parents' lawn between his younger brother and some other guy by grabbing a hose and just soaking them both down. Will that work all the time? Obviously not.
a determined bitch high on cocaine and drunk off her ass
I used to know one of those. I think a frozen towel to the back of her neck would have ended up with a jury convicting her of homicide in the second degree...
You covered most of what I came in here to yammer about. Out of the tap, I don't want more than an inch of foam at the top.
Also, is this guy's argument that drinking straight from the bottle like I always do when ordering a bottle "incorrect" since I don't shake the bottle up before drinking?
[ - ] beece 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 09:19:21 ago (+1/-0)
Worthy of thinking about, that shit is stuff I've never considered before and he makes a good point. I know Guiness, which I love, has a way to pour the stuff so that you get a full pint.
Are you silly? As you are someone that doesn't drink, let me school you on beer. He was demonstrating that when poured correctly you need to release some of the carbonation used to force beer up from the cellar and out the tap. Flat pour is flat beer and your stomach is gassy, poured right you dont fart all day.
Pretty simple stuff.
What are you not understanding from the video? It is irrelevant if he poured half or a full beer, its only going to go down the sink after the video.
He didn’t get a quarter of a beer. That’s what I see. No need to pour a bottle, but if he did, I’d want the bottle after he was done so I can top it off myself.
No, I don’t drink. Alcohol is for self-medicating losers.
No. I don’t smoke weed. The smell reminds me of niggers. I don’t use anything. I take about 5 or 6 aspirin a year and I take antibiotics for infections every few years. That’s it. All of the “Aryan Warriors” on here drink, smoke weed, take psych meds, etc. Compared to you dumb faggots, I’m as pure as the driven snow.
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 02:43:04 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] Bottled_Tears
[ - ] Bottled_Tears 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 03:17:29 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 02:50:25 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 04:42:29 ago (+2/-0)
Anecdote: my one friend stopped a fist fight on his parents' lawn between his younger brother and some other guy by grabbing a hose and just soaking them both down. Will that work all the time? Obviously not.
[ + ] La_Chalupacabra
[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 19:11:56 ago (+0/-0)
I used to know one of those.
I think a frozen towel to the back of her neck would have ended up with a jury convicting her of homicide in the second degree...
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 04:34:21 ago (+1/-0)
Also, is this guy's argument that drinking straight from the bottle like I always do when ordering a bottle "incorrect" since I don't shake the bottle up before drinking?
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 16:15:21 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] beece
[ - ] beece 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 09:19:21 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 09:32:47 ago (+0/-0)
Also since when does anyone get served beer that is not draught?
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 23, 2022 13:37:20 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 05:39:58 ago (+0/-0)
Flat pour is flat beer and your stomach is gassy, poured right you dont fart all day.
Pretty simple stuff.
What are you not understanding from the video? It is irrelevant if he poured half or a full beer, its only going to go down the sink after the video.
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 17:15:36 ago (+0/-0)
No, I don’t drink. Alcohol is for self-medicating losers.
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 22:35:10 ago (+0/-0)
Alcohol is what White people drink, other races like abos and feather niggers can't tolerate alcohol consumption.
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 23:06:16 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 23:09:44 ago (+0/-0)
Alcohol is a White cultural observation and light alcohol consumption has proven to have health benefits.
[ + ] diggernicks
[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 23:15:52 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 23:18:08 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] diggernicks
[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 23:19:45 ago (+0/-0)
But thinking alcohol is a ok bc its legal and crying oceans over pot for not being legal is the mentality of an npc sheeple
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 25, 2022 23:19:05 ago (+0/-0)