Jared Kushner says he could live forever thanks to exercise and advances in science - Upgoat

Jared Kushner says he could live forever thanks to exercise and advances in science
submitted by knightwarrior41 to Technocracy 2.8 yearsAug 26, 2022 12:09:53 ago (+3/-1) (www.msn.com)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/jared-kushner-says-he-could-live-forever-thanks-to-exercise-and-advances-in-science/ar-AA1180hs?OCID=ansmsnnews11

HOPE OF THE WICKED

[ - ] Nathrandir 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 26, 2022 13:06:41 ago (+3/-0)

He's been eating foreskins all day, every day in hopes of staying young. As is tradition.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 26, 2022 13:08:04 ago (+1/-0)

that explains things lol

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 26, 2022 13:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

Oy vey. That sounds so un-kosher!

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 26, 2022 13:38:42 ago (+0/-0)

The best he will get is an end to his aging, he can still die if e gets sick, or injured.

We will always be able to kill him.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 26, 2022 16:03:27 ago (+0/-1)

\#NotNews