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House of Dragon Review!!! Thumbs up++ (no spoilers)

submitted by Swej_Ehtsag to whatever 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 14:09:00 ago (+11/-1)     (whatever)

We begin our journey 172 years before the birth of Daenerys Targaryen, the 4'2" queen of dragons from the original Game of Thrones series. At this period of time in Westeros history, slant eyed chinks, niggers and half breed goblin children roamed the halls and streets of Kings Landing.

We are introduced to our main protagonist, a white looking female with a massive nigger jaw bone lumped with fat covering her maw that is impossible not to stare at throughout the entire episode as they seem to focus on it constantly. Her best friend, and daughter of the Hand of the King, is a normal looking human female and one will spend the entire episode pondering why they didn't simply slap a blonde wig on her instead and make her the main character. The anti-hero uncle of our protagonist is Daemon Targaryen, a formidable actor with great screen presence and the voice of a chipmunk who was recently kicked in the balls.

The show starts with some stuff and ends about the same, but what us adoring fans of the Game of Thrones series can, without any doubt, take away from this series is that King's Landing, and most likely all of Westeros, was at some later point purged of all shitskins and zipperheads sometime in that 172 year timeline and I think we can all be grateful for that and the message it sends to the viewers.


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[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 17:56:14 ago (+3/-0)

Lol I hope you continue to give reviews because that had me laughing for a minute.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 14:30:24 ago (+3/-0)

WTF now I want to watch House of the Dragon.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 20:12:28 ago (+2/-0)

The same is said of the Shire. Apparently ethnic cleansing is the only cure for multiculturalism.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 18:21:42 ago (+1/-0)

I watched the first episode.
I know, I know, ./soyjack.gif
Anyway, I don't know if it's intentional or not, but pretty much all of the Targarians look like they have an extra chromosome.
I'm not sure I'm going to watch this one. I waited for GoT to completely finish before I watched it. I guess I'll do the same here.

[ - ] baitsauce 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 17:43:30 ago (+0/-0)

reminds me of the lord of the rings new show, with all the black elfs and dwarfs running around. in Tolkiens work orcs came from elves that turned evil. So weird that we don't see black elves in the future during the main books setting.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 29, 2022 02:05:14 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 28, 2022 17:02:24 ago (+0/-0)

Omg consoom media