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The laws of Clownworld.

submitted by ForgottenMemes to whatever 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 12:40:47 ago (+87/-0)     (whatever)

My brother and I have been talking about politics lately and we've settled on a number of laws of clown world to keep from rehashing the same subjects over and over again. You all know Coulter's law, but we've come up with 3 more.

Smollet's Law: Any hate crime against a non-white or jew is a hoax until proven otherwise.

Glow's Law: Until proven otherwise any domestic terrorism or mass casualty event is a government operation.

Fad's Law: If your advertisement has gays or blacks in it your product is garbage.


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[ - ] ymihere 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 16:08:02 ago (+0/-0)

Mickey's Law:

If it's released by Disney, it's woke, trans, or pedophilia related.

[ - ] jquuery 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 11:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

All forums not explicitly right wing will become left wing with time. This is because conservatives are more tolerant than liberals and their tolerance is used against them.

Also - all men are absolute 100% cuckolds not to be trusted The women are somehow worse.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes [op] 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 15:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

I disagree with the phrasing of OSullivan's Law. It should be "Any organization without strictly enforced standards will be taken over by it's enemies and destroyed." This better identifies the problem and how to counter it. And instead of giving the impression that leftism is somehow inevitable it correctly identifies it as decay.

[ - ] BrokenVoat 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 09:23:53 ago (+0/-0)

Tvs law:
Everyone on Television is psychopath.

Jews law:
All Jews are psychopaths (until proven false).

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 07:25:31 ago (+1/-0)

Any food who’s brand is advertised on the msm is poison. PERIOD.

[ - ] CPU 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 02:23:36 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent set of laws OP.


Also. Don't forget Rule 88.

[ - ] Warden 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 01:54:16 ago (+0/-0)

Stelter’s law: if media Jews accuse republicans of doing something they deem evil, it is democrat and corporate jews who are the ones engaged in the very behavior they denounce.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 20:13:34 ago (+3/-0)

The more the media pushes a belief the more desperately they need you to believe it.

Not just that it's untrue, their plans are dependent on your believing it completely

The more a death comes as a surprise, the more likely they knew something. Same goes for Hollywood actors/producers/directors. If their careers end suddenly or they od, they knew something (ex; Randy Quaid, Michael Jackson)

[ - ] SithEmpire 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 19:36:08 ago (+2/-0)

The Slippery Slope Principle: The second thing won't necessarily occur given the first, but stopping the first to prevent the second is still a good idea.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 18:36:25 ago (+0/-0)

We don't take one anecdote and make a law about it....oh wait America does do that actually. With precedent laws.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 21:03:04 ago (+0/-0)

We do that and then make acronyms around it for Friday afternoon mandatory team building excercises

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 18:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

Solid

[ - ] Anus_Expander 11 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 16:59:38 ago (+11/-0)

Anus' Law: when a roastie joins a all-male team/band/club/crew, productivity and efficiency will plummet.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 18:34:30 ago (+2/-0)

Military units, too.
First hand experience.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 18:23:44 ago (+1/-0)

Very true. I recently got a taco nigger female as a boss. Total micromanager. I just try to find ways to fill its expectations and not do any actual work.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 20:11:53 ago (+2/-0)

Try to figure out how to make her job harder...hide stuff, break stuff, throw her chair in the Dumpster...hide a 'Annoy-a-Tron' in the ceiling above her desk..

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 21:25:42 ago (+0/-0)

'Annoy-a-Tron' in the ceiling

Those things last forever.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 21:01:56 ago (+2/-0)

Hold a pen and pad where ever you go.

And when it starts to circle take the pen out and randomly write shit on it then look like your in deep thought then act like you just came up with a great idea while pointing randomly at the inventory.

Gets these fucktards every time.

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 23:14:38 ago (+1/-0)

Anus's Actual Law: Once an anus is expanded it can no longer be contracted.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 5, 2022 06:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

Occasional expanding is fine. But too much of a good thing is rarely good.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 17:24:44 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 18:01:50 ago (+0/-0)

Very true.

[ - ] DanielR 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 16:12:45 ago (+4/-0)

Smollet's Law: Any hate crime against a non-white or jew is a hoax until proven otherwise. And a good thing if proven otherwise.

Glow's Law: Until proven otherwise any domestic terrorism or mass casualty event is a government operation. And if proven otherwise, it is a holy revolution against a corrupt enemy.



[ - ] GeneralDisarray 21 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 14:39:26 ago (+21/-0)

Mirrors law!

Anyone making an accusation without evidence is normally guilty of that exact think themselves. They are projecting their guilt onto an innocent target.


Masons law

All cops and judges are masons until proven otherwise. They are inverting the law and racketeering the justice system in the majority of cases.


Hermits law

The most socially isolated people are often the most honest and hated by authorities. They know some shit so they have been ostracized.


Zombies law

If the masses believe something is true, good, cool of value. It's a scam and you should head in the other direction.


Psychos law

All politicians make gains by pretending to deal with the symptoms of having psychopaths running everything while avoiding the core problem that psychopaths run everything.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes [op] 14 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 14:42:31 ago (+14/-0)

Nice, I've also been using antisemetic proverbs when talking to normies and just substituting "the devil" for "the jew"

The devil plays the victim. The devil cries out in pain when he strikes you. The devil will always tell you he was attacked, but never why. etc.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 18:33:12 ago (+3/-0)

Pharisees

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 17:00:45 ago (+7/-0)

Hermits usually self-isolate because dealing with people is too frustrating and/or annoying

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 20:40:42 ago (+2/-0)

Mirror Law!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.6 yearsSep 28, 2022 09:47:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 5 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 19:15:10 ago (+5/-0)

Anyone making an accusation without evidence is normally guilty of that exact think themselves. They are projecting their guilt onto an innocent target.

@killallpedophiles

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 20:19:55 ago (+2/-0)

See!, it's a good law. It works!!!

[ - ] killallpedophiles -4 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 19:27:35 ago (+1/-5)

except theres tons of evidence, you're just a retard.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 19:57:27 ago (+4/-0)

I told you to make a post outlining the entire group of pedophiles that you say exists here and the offer was turned down

[ - ] killallpedophiles -4 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 20:11:41 ago (+1/-5)

im not going to argue with an obvious pedo sympathizer. its not my fault you're such a fucking retard you cant see it. i dont have time for your bullshit, dont mention me again.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 20:38:11 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not going to give any evidence because there is none and I'm not capable of reasoned arguments

Ok

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 14:17:03 ago (+4/-0)

Remember during the NBA playoffs years ago someone supposedly painted 'nigger' on lebrons gate? Never heard another thing about it.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes [op] 4 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 14:36:49 ago (+4/-0)

Since I have no idea when the niggerball playoffs are I don't remember it, but I'm certainly not surprised. Shout the lie, whisper the retraction.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 21:04:26 ago (+0/-0)

The 👃 did it

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.7 yearsSep 4, 2022 14:15:06 ago (+2/-0)

Well done